Cullen Truth or Dare

Edward

From Last time: She made it almost to the front in the middle of a group of humans then stopped and at the top of her voice she started screaming, "I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh what a cruel world!" and with that took off through the front doors we ditched the umbrellas and followed her out all of us laughing as we piled back into the cars to head home.

She got out of the car and sped upstairs to her bedroom to change, "I think that counts as making the pixie mad, you little sis." Emmett's laughter rang off the walls.

"Well, at least she did it and won't have to eat rabbits. Besides even she has to admit. It was fun." I answered back.

"Yeah okay messing with the sports department was fun and maybe the poor employee about the condoms but what in the world am I going to do with all those condoms?" Alice asked suddenly showing up and sitting next to Jasper who was finally relaxing.

Emmett laughed harder than ever, "I don't know have a party little sister?" He waggled his eyebrows at Alice making her glare hard at him.

"You know you've not been on the receiving end of this game yet Emmy so be nice to me or I'll forgo being nice about my dare." Her voice had an edge to it that made Emmett sit up and stop laughing.

"Ahh come on," Emmett started to whine as I held up my hand for silence. Finally catching everyone's attention.

"Come on guys let's keep going with the game. Now Alice your turn and try and be nice sis." I stated hoping she'd pick on Emmett and not Edward since it could get dirty with them both having powers.

"Hmm," Alice closed her eyes though the impish smile on her face I knew from experience spelled trouble, "Okay Edward truth or dare and no using your powers."

Edward glared at her carefully watching her. He had been listening to her thoughts but only hearing her singing some obnoxious 80's song in her head, "Fine Dare little sister." He finally spit out. I almost sighed. I knew she was dying to know some things about our sex life but that was something neither of us was willing to discuss especially in front of Emmett.

Alice grinned, "I dare you to dress in drag. I mean hair, makeup and the whole works. You also have to hit on a male employee and get his number when we go shopping." Her grin made me even cringe.

Edward sighed rolling his eyes, "Fine let's do this and just get this over with. Alice don't even think about taking me to Port Angles, we're going to Seattle." His voice was harsh.

Alice shook her head, "Nope we're going into Forks actually. Don't worry you'll do fine." She popped up and grabbed Edward's hand dragging him upstairs and into her bedroom.

They stayed up there for what seemed hours before Alice descended from the stairs, "Ladies and gentlemen I give you Edwina." Her musical voice made all of us lookup. Edward glared as Emmett burst out laughing at his brother earning him a smack from Rose.

"Alice," Edward hissed out his eyes narrowing at Emmett and Jasper. He was dressed in a dark blue dress with matching stilettos. I could see he had on a bra with something stuffed into it and if I was guessing she'd conned him into a pair of thongs as well. He had on a brown wig fluffed out and almost every kind of makeup that Alice had in her bathroom. On his legs, he had garters and fishnet hose to match the dress.

"Ahh, Edwina you can come sit in my lap if you need a place to sit," Emmett said laughing again as Edward growled at him. I smiled winking at him trying to reassure him.

"Oh no, we're going to do this dare and get this over with so I can get back, and get out of this to beat Emmett." Edward answered smiling back at me, "Shall we, or are you two going to be making passes at me all day?" He turned his glare on Jasper who only smiled.

Alice took Edward's arm and drug him out and to her car, "Come on then we've got to hurry if we're going to the shop I have in mind." Edward climbed in the front as I took a seat in the back along with Jasper.

We drove into town and park in front of the dress boutique that belong to old Mrs. Hangley, "Come on Alice find someplace else I know for a fact that if we go in there Carlisle's going to find out what we're doing." Edward said trying to get his sister anywhere but that boutique.

Alice shook her head, "Nope this is where we're going sorry unless you want to not do this." She grinned looking over at Edward.

Edward shook his head, "I don't think so little sister let's do this. I was just reminding you that we could all end up in trouble if Carlisle finds out, but since you insist let's get this over with." He got out and walked very well for being in stilettos up to the door to the boutique opening the door so Alice and I could go in.

As soon as we entered Edward went to work on an employee that came to us, "Hi yes I was wondering if you might have a dress for my sisters. You see we're going to a special dance and they need some help to get themselves ready, "His voice was so sweet and he locked eyes with the male employee that the poor man couldn't help but show us several dresses.

"Here's the best we've got," the employee said a smile on his lips as he slipped the dresses to Alice and myself and a piece of paper to Edward. "If there's anything else you need don't be afraid to ask I'm sure I could help you." He walked off to tend the cash register as we made our way to the dressing rooms only to double back and out the door almost crashing into Emmett and Rose who were by the doors laughing.

"You should have seen your face Edwina I think that poor sap was about to pee his pants hoping you would keep talking." Emmett got out as we led them outside and back to the cars.

"Just remember your next Emmett and it won't be nice." Edward hissed as we climbed back into the cars and headed home.