I'm not gonna write an intro mostly because 1. I am WAY too late on uploading and 2. I don't want to make this chapter too long.
I am unable to die (Since there are guns and violence I HAVE to script this )
I am unable to get stuck in my dr
My subconscious will automatically fill in my script to what I want ( This is very useful to have since I forget to script A LOT of things)
I am unable to be fired
I have infinite money (This one isn't really a necessity BUT I have to script
I solve a lot of cases
I can use a gun with ease I can sing very well
I have a phone ( I buy the latest model every year)
1 hour in my cr is 1 week in my dr
I have the lifa app
No one will ever find out that I have shifted
I am always safe
I am good at interrogations (That would be good)
If I date or get into a relationship, the relationship will always be healthy
I cannot bring trauma from my DR into my CR
I remember EVERYTHING that happens in my DR (If I forget one single detail I'm gonna freak out)
Whenever I use Netflix it always loads correctly and never crashes
I am unable to be arrested or banned from anywhere
I am always able to come back to my cr
When I shift back to my CR I will be skilled at drawing, animation, and doing impressions (I'll tell you why soon)
Holt, Rosa, Diego, Gina, and Kevin have a soft spot for me. (These characters might be hard to deal with so just to be sure)
For me, it is easy to fill out police forms
In my DR we don't have any police brutality issues
in my DR, global warming isn't happening.
Cars don't produce toxic gas
We have one plotline where we get stuck in an elevator and the firefighters come and rescue us and they rub it in our faces and so Gina helps us prank them
I always smell and look good
people find me attractive (ASDFJKLFGHJ)
My family is always safe and they cannot die
My dog is unable to die and she cannot get sick or hurt
lady and Cheddar will be friends
I am one of the most valuable cops
I have great friends
Bye Guys, I hope you have a great day!
YOU ARE READING
Sorry in advance *shifting to brooklyn nine nine*
Non-FictionThe title is pretty self explanatory. But for those of you who only looked at the cover, this thing I call a book is about my Brooklyn nine nine shifting journey or something like that. Btw I added some interesting stuff so yeah. 😌
