Me Against The World- A Gakuen Alice fanfic

Ch. 2- Stupid Anime Stereotypes

Mimiyato's POV-

"Good Morning world!!" I said looking out through my window,

((Too lazy to write the whole getting ready schedule))

I leaned back on the soft grassy hill and stared up into the clear blue sky.

Why were these people following me? It wasn't because I was rich, because I'm not obviously... Maybe I got them angry!!! I know! I must have made their order wrong so they wanted to take revenge!!! But Geez it was just a cafe!!! But I'm pretty sure I got everyone's orders correct! Maybe they were one of those annoying rich guys who get angry for no apparent reason!!!

I felt a tug on my arm. I looked at Beary... He pointed to the ground. I looked down and I stared at the destroyed grass. I must have stood up and started pacing around while thinking... Whoopsie. I sat back down. Beary looked at me and pointed to the fridge.

Oh yeah, I haven't eaten breakfast yet... I opened the fridge and immediately saw the problem.. The fridge was empty. I ran over to the cabinets and opened them. A cobweb was in the corner of the cabinets and it was completely empty.

I let out a sigh and took out a wad of cash. Beary followed me out of the door. When we reached to edge of the forest. Huge brambles formed blocking my way. "I'm just going to get groceries!" I complained. Kiki stepped out and looked at me. I looked at a tree. "You seriously got me a guardian" I said cynically. The dirt suddenly started making lines in it that read... 'I'm worried about those crazy stalkers you were talking about... If you get kidnapped, Kiki can tell me where you are and we can send killer bees'

I sweat dropped, "I thought killer bees lived in Africa and not Japan" the dirt wrote out two words... 'I know' "O-kay?" I said. I somehow feel bad for the stalkers. Then, I realized they were stalkers and probably would kill me and do who knows what. The brambles slowly shrank until it became nothing. I skipped through the forest with Kiki and Beary.

I came to a stop at the grocery store. "Is it just me or is everyone staring at us?" I looked around and saw everyone quietly staring at us with a dark gloom. Kiki glared at all of them. Everyone turned away quickly and started doing....umm...whatever they were doing.

"Umm...Kiki...you don't have to be that harsh" I said, sweatdropping at the tense aura the people were exuding. It flicks its tail at me and gestures towards the grocery store.

"Hai!" I said and walked in. All of a sudden, a huge crowd of people swarmed out and......I got trampled. Why do all animes make it seem like its not painful getting trampled by people..I got up and felt pain shoot up my spine

."OWIE!!!!!!!" I yelled....Why the heck did everyone suddenly run out??!!!...AND WHY COULDN'T THEY HAVE AVOIDED ME!!!!!!!!!!!...I looked around at the empty lanes of food.

There was only three boys still walking around the grocery store. Wait, are those...costumes..? Awe, kawaii!!!! Wait, nope, they're school uniforms... I let out a sigh, "Depressing......"

I shook my head... "I really have to get out more often"

Beary waved the shopping list in my face. I finally landed back on Earth... "Oh yeah....wait...." I looked up at the clock... It read 4:00 P.M.

—Flashback—

The dirt traced lines that spelt out 'If you don't come back by 4:30 P.M..... we will send the killer bees after you and bring the lions to drag you back home'

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I paled. "AHHH!!!!!!!" I started reading through the list and ran around the place, throwing food in the cart.... I ran up to the empty cash register and wrote down everything I bought on a piece of paper. I threw a random wad of money on the counter and ran away...

—Nobody's POV—

"What the—" said the three unknown boys, watching our main character running around the grocery store at top speed. Beary pushed the cart around the room and kept his eyes on the clock. Kiki stared intently at the golden-haired boy watching our heroine. The golden-haired boy stared just as intently as Kiki did... Their eyes softened and started sparkling. ((You'll know what I mean if you watch the anime or read manga)). A black-haired boy whispered in a brown-haired boy's ear and they simultaneously blocked the entrance/exit of the grocery store.

Mimiyato's POV-

And then I slammed into two random guys blocking the entrance. "WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!" I yelled.

4:20 P.M.

"I'm going to be killed!!" I started anime-crying. The two guys started sweatdropping. "S-sorry..you'll have to come with us..." said the brown-haired boy. "Wait...YOU'RE THE CRAZY HOMICIDAL STALKERS....KIKI HELP—-" I stared at Kiki playing with a yellow-haired boy. "Beary?" Beary was getting out a spiked baseball bat... I got out a huge frying pan. Both of the boys started to glow..... "Johto....matte....." I said. I took a step back..Both of the boy's hands lit up.... Wait was that fire.... THEY'RE GOING TO BURN ME TO DEATH!!!!!!!! I'M TOO FREAKING YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!! NUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait, his fire is ebony-purpley.....WHATEVER THAT COLOR IS........he's still scary though

4:30 P.M.

Good-bye Earth....I'm now going to be leaving Earth because of my stalkers....

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 Meh..............How bad did i do...on a scale from 1= you stink or 10= i can't even read this anymore