We're the crazy kids Amoy,Jada and Neicy and here's some ways to annoy you're parent.
1.Call them different names continuously
Example:your mother: mom,mommy,mother,momma,mum,(her first name),(her middle name),ms.(her last name),lady,woman.
2.say your hungry every 5 minutes.
Example: dad I'm hungry ( 5 minutes later)I'm so hungry!
3.sing out your problems to the tunes of songs
Example:*tune of I'm so fancy*I'm so tired.you already know, I'm in the sleep zone.from here to dream land.
4.ask them if the food is ready every second.
Example:is the food ready yet?*if they say no ask them..*now?~continuosly~
5.ask them for money and if they say no say"pppplllleeeaaassseee"continuously until they give you :-)
6.criticize their cooking
Example:"the food needs more salt","the juice is too sweet","the chicken tastes raw"
7.when they are talking to their friends,remind them of the most embarrassing moments
Example:"hey mom remember when you went on that interview with that mustard stain on your blouse?"
8.Always try to get technical
Example: parent:so your cousin is five years old....
You:actually she's 6 since her birthday is this year.
9.pretend to have a nightmare and when they ask you what is it say "nothing"
10.when they're dating someone else and they invite that person over for dinner say the worst thing about your parent.
Example:hey mom remember how your cooking was so bad you had to hire a cook?(also a way to get rid of stepparents)
11.When they are dating someone and the date comes over eavesdrop on them and when they are about to kiss shout"MOM/DAD I NEED YOU!!!!"
12.When they ask for your opinion be like..."I like that one but the next one also looks good but the third one has a nice pattern..."until they leave you alone.
Bye everybody this is the last one.Until next time upcoming annoyers
Krazy kidz Δπ√
