The Giuseppe Ritual [SCARY]

The Ritual

If you wanna know how to summon the guissepe man here's what to do.......
*disclaimer*
There are pros and cons to this. Pros being you get to queef of the guissepe man and you get 1 wish. The cons are you can be brutally murdered and harvested into a thin crust pizza :/.
Step one. Sit on the toilet but do everything you ideally do during then. Put on your poo attire, and what ever else is in your routine. Then. THIS IS IMPORTANT! DO NOT ACTUALY POO IT WILL BLOCK GUISSEPE FROM ENTERING YOUR HOUSE!
Before starting the ritual carve a g into 17 candles and light them. Wait 20-30 minutes before you say the following "Guissepe Guissepe creator of fear I am not afraid" 2."guissepe guissepe man with no hair. I am aware" 3.(last phrase) guissepe guissepe I invite you in"
Close your eyes and wait 47 minutes before opening them. He may try to lure you to opening your eyes by making sounds queefing and calling your name. DO NOT LOOK! After 47 minutes have passed or you don't hear anything *depending on how still you are* you can open your eyes
BEWARE. you will see guissepe standing a front you. Do not look him in the eyes and do not get frightened pretend he's not there! Tell him your wish and he will grant it to you within 3-80384 business days.
Here's what to say if you get overwhelmed with fear and need to abortion immidietly
say it loudly and clearly "jinsoul, jinsoul. Come to me please! I'm out of toilet paper!"
This will make the guissepe man leave as he doesn't want to get seen. Have fun with your wish and good luck