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So I got even more bored and decided to do a Harry Potter themed paranormal romance (in a plot generator). Here it is.
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Harry Potter suspected something was a little off when his fashionable headmaster tried to hit with a textbook him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly beautiful Witch, Ginny Weasley, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Ginny proved to be alluring and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with playing Gobstones. Harry soon learnt that Ginny had taken an oath never to Bat-Bogey Hex a human being.
When Harry's fashionable headmaster is injured in a broom crash accident, Harry realizes his own life is at risk.
Despite Ginny's red hair and brown eyes, Harry finds himself falling for the Witch. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him.
One night, a Voldemort appears before Harry and warns him of a darkness within Ginny. The Voldemort gives Harry the transfigured wand - the only weapon that can defeat a beautiful Witch.
Will Harry find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly bubbly? (Hint: yes!)
Praise for Beautiful Ginny's Red Hair
"Oh my golly gosh - where can I find myself a tasty beautiful Witch?"
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! Like a human would ever be able to kill a Witch with a transfigured wand!"
- Enid Kibbler
"I didn't like the fashionable headmaster at all and was glad when the broom crash accident happened."
- Hit the Spoof
"The blurb spoiled the plot. I don't need to read it now."
- Zob Gloop
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The Llama is Bored
RandomSo I was bored today and I came across a plot-generator and wrote this story. Sorry that I haven't written anything else. I've just been waiting until summer when I won't have a mountain of homework blocking my bedroom door. So yeah. Llama.
