A/N
Yeah I was bored again. Boredom sucks.
The Curse of the Fluffy Llama is actually the name that the plot-generator gave me.
And here's the story. It's supposed to be horror. You'll see what I mean by "supposed to be" when you read it.
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Whilst investigating the death of a local doughnut-thrower, a Slimy balloon blow-upper called Blobonus the Blob uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, fluffy llama circulating throughout Llamaland. As soon as anyone uses the llama, he or she has exactly 1000 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look Sparkly. A marked person feels like a Llamaish Puppy to touch.
Blobonus gets hold of the llama, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into his mind: an Unicornish Unicorn balancing on a Puppyish doughnut-thrower, an old newspaper headline about a belly-flop accident, a hooded Llama ranting about antlers and a drinking well located in a pink place.
When Blobonus notices his tail have Puppy-like properties, he realizes that the curse of the fluffy llama is true and calls in his best friend, a freckle-poker called Dobby the Awesome, to help.
Dobby examines the llama and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the Unicornish Unicorn balancing on a Puppyish donut-thrower particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Blobonus and Dobby pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded Llama. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
Praise for The Curse of the Fluffy Llama
"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another fluffy llama for as long as I live."
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! There's nothing scary about an Unicornish Unicorn balancing on a Puppyish doughnut-thrower. Are we supposed to feel spooked?"
- Enid Kibbler
"The hooded Llama really freaked me out."
- Hit the Spoof
"I hope Blobonus and Dobby get married."
- Zob Gloop
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The Llama is Bored
De TodoSo I was bored today and I came across a plot-generator and wrote this story. Sorry that I haven't written anything else. I've just been waiting until summer when I won't have a mountain of homework blocking my bedroom door. So yeah. Llama.
