Salad was walking through Whiterun when Salad accidentally bumped into someone. The mans made a comment about Salad's eyes. Salad is upset that man does not like eyes.
Salad saw an upside down boat. So, Salad walked inside. Salad saw two people fighting so Salad watched.
Salad is confused again.
Salad's emotional support companion seems angry. Salad doesn't know why.
Salad explored the place called Jorrvaskr, the upside down boat place.
Someone called Salad feminine. Salad takes that as a compliment.
Salad saw a pie. Salad wanted pie but Salad didn't want to steal. So Salad left pie.
Salad met a man called Kodlak. Salad likes him.
Salad dislikes Vilkas.
Salad has to fight Vilkas. Salad won!
Salad doesn't know what a whelp is. Salad is confused.
Now Salad has to fix Vilkas's sword. Salad doesn't want to.
Salad fixed the sword.
Eorlund used big words Salad doesn't know how to pronounce.
Salad feels less smart.
Salad took a shield to Aela. Aela is nice to Salad.
Salad found out there are two Vilkas's. They call the other one Farkas. Salad likes Farkas.
Salad joined the cult called The Companions. Salad likes the cult.
Salad is happy with new family.
Salad left the boat thing.
Someone said Salad's skin is white as snow. Salad wonders how they know that. Salad is covered in fur.
10:30 PM, 6th of Morning Star
Salad left Whiterun to fight bandits.
Salad doesn't know if he can do it.
Salad saw a flying lizard!!
Salad met a man with a cow. Man seemed angry. Salad doesn't know why.
Cow was painted. Salad liked that.
Salad fought a large crab. Salad defeated it but then the ground ate it.
Salad is scared.
11:59 PM, 6th of Morning Star
Salad entered bandit cave. Salad is scared. Good thing Salad keeps his emotional support companion close. Salad is thankful for Kharjo.
Salad killed a bandit and it's dog. Salad grieves for dog.
Salad killed bandit leader. Salad is victorious!
Salad found Treasure Map IV.
Salad doesn't know what IV stands for.
Middas, 5:38 AM, 7th of Morning Star
Salad took a sweet roll.
7:11 AM, 7th of Morning Star
Salad made an oopsie!! Salad accidentally screamed at guard. Guard is angry at Salad now. All guards are angry at Salad!!! Salad must run!
Horsie came to Salad's rescue. Salad feels safer.
Salad saw a butterfly! Salad is scared! Salad panicked and ran away again.
8:16 AM, 7th of Morning Star
Salad is lost.
Salad ran into M'aiq the Liar.
M'aiq the Liar gave Salad a compliment. Can Salad believe what M'aiq says?
Salad's pony ran away. Salad is sad.
Salad found pony.
Salad has collected lots of flowers. Salad likes flowers.
Turdas, 1:08 AM, 8th of Morning Star
Salad hates being a vampire. Salad shall fix this in tomorrow. Salad has a mission to do.
Salad wants to go home. But Salad can't go home. Guards are still angry at Salad.
Salad is tired now. Salad shall sleep.
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The Misadventures of Sah'lid
FanfictionThis is going to be in a diary/journal format. This is going to be about my Skyrim character, Sah'lid the Khajiit. Sah'lid is pronounced Salad and that is how he spells it. Sah'lid always refers to himself as Salad and always speaks in first person...
