I've always enjoyed creamy pickles. Pickles are the cream on my pickles. I love creamy pickles: big creamy pickles, small creamy pickles, triangle creamy pickles. That's something that no one will tell you truthfully about creamy pickles. Size doesn't actually matter. Creamy pickles in any size and shape are amazing. A ride like no other... except for when you're hanging with your brother. But back to creamy pickles! Such a good feeling, call me creamy pickle boy 'cause you know I be squealing.
I've always been told that my fascination for creamy pickles would end in devastation. I was told that I needed good, prosperous interests. Ones that would actually take me places in life, you know? But little did they know the power of the creamy pickles. It's not a phase, it's a lifestyle.
I've made my passion for creamy pickles into more than a hobby. I've made it a career. Now, I'm a word renowned author about creamy pickles. You'd never imagine the number of people who love hearing outrageous stories about creamy pickles (some in quite filthy detail ;) ).
This pickle piece is dedicated to @creamypickles69 on Wattpad.
As always, more.. to come. ;)
