a fresh bullet shot from kazuha's gun, smoke flowing off the tip from the shot fired at the unsuspecting victim adding to the lifeless bodies surrounding the white haired boy. "just like in among us" he whispered under his breath, wiping some blood from the corner of his mouth
"KAZUHA SENPAI!!!!!!" y/n squealed in astonishment as she looked at the sight upon her; 69 lifeless bodies littered the area around her smoking hot boyfriend, somehow the blood covering his clothes managed to make him more sexy than before BUTTT THATS besdies the point y/n get back on the topic at hand!!!!!!!!!!
Y/n trembled at the sight before her, tears threatening to spill from her beautiful rainbow eyes that contained every colour known to man "kazuha ... kazuha how, HOW WHY!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!!1!" she screamed
kazuha grabbed the rip off this snapback cap, turning it around so the rim would be on the back of his head as he turned to face y/n, bitting his lip and putting his hand on his chin making the face, THAT FACE that you loved so much. y/n thought it was the hottest thing in the world well, besides her mega sexy bf kazuha of course!
"I'm sorry bbgorl that you had to see me like this but I guess I can't hide it forever"
"what do you mean, kazuha" at this point y/ns voice was quivering, how could her mega sexy shlongulus bf do this!!!
you saw his eyes soften for just a moment; the quickly going back to that hardened gaze before opening his mouth "truth is, I'm wanted for several acts of tax evasion and manslaughter"
y/n gaped at his response, this couldn't be true, no no no no NO! tears streamed down y/n cheeks "god kazuha...if I'd knew sooner I'd...!" y/n sighed in a skaky manor "I wonder what other secrets your keeping from me" she spat at him with venom in her tone
well actually... there's one more secret, I've been wanting to tell you for some time but... I think I'm ready to show my little pogchamp" kazuha slowly unzipped his amongalicious flesh suit to reveal Barney the dinosaur
y/n dropped at the sight tears spilling from her eyes "thought you were crewmate, now your sus" she managed to choke out the last sentence in her grief stricken state
her boyfriend, no KAZUHA was the sussy imposter all along? his hot canadian flag complexion was an illusion stringing her along in his romantic facude?
"I know what your thinking, I really do love you y/n, you know you'll always be my sussy baka y/n" he placed a moist kiss on your forehead and looked into your kawaii eyes as you gazed back at him
"cum back to inazuma, we could be happy together, even start a family! they would be like mini versions of us, OUR little sussy bakas..."
"oh y/n, you know I can't do that... you know how baal is like about cishets, she'll fry my phat juicy cishet ass into chicken tenders with her lightning shawty" oh. you forgot that you incinerating hot bf being cishet was illegal in inazuma as of last year, when baal announced the cishet hunt decree
"kyaaa! I forgot..." kazuha chuckled "silly little y/n kun, always so forgetful!" "HEYYY!! that isn't very nice kazuha senpai...but anyways there's other places we could go! like moedshat the city of freedom! I heard all are welcome including our kind!!! kazuha sighed "it's a long journey but... it'll be worth it if I get to spend it with my little y/n kun" you beamed at him "so it's settled! let's get going on our journey to moedshat kyaaa!!!
they got there did cishet sex and had 3628 children the end 👍
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hot as lightning: kazuha x reader 200k words 🥺✨❤️🏳️🌈 FEM READER
Fanfiction"kazuha left inazuma because he commited manslaughter, but could a special girl who works for Baal make him come back? ~~~ 200K WORDS FEM READER NORMAL (HETEROSEXUAL)
