jean tell kaeya to go and fight some monster becuase kaeya does nothing except sit there and look pretty
so he go fight. Kayea goes to fight because he stronk so he take his sword and start slahing some hilichurls
kaeya was minding his bussines just fighting stuff and looking yummy like alawyas then he is done fight
so he wipes off the dust on him like the hot whore he is and his HUGE boobs shake a bit and .Then he hears noise
and turns around to see someone he never thougths he would see right then.
it was THE cryo abbys mage with its shield on just standing there and watching kayea and his boobies.
cryo abbys mage:wow bbg you loking lke a snack !!1!1!😩😩😩😩
kaeya:r-r-r-r-r-r-rr-r-r-r-r-r-rr--re-r-er-ereally???🥺🥺🥺🥺👉👈👉💪👉👈👉👈
cryo abbys mage:yes ofc bbg you looked so hot with your boobies jigglin and you fighting so hot i goth orny😈😈😈😈👹👹👹👹
kaeya:omg r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really??🥺🥺🥺👉👈👉👈👉👈
cryo abbys mage: ya now why dont you come to daddy 😈😈👹👹👹👹
kaeya:y-y-y-yy--yes step abbys mage 🥺
and then abbys mage takes the shield off and they hold hands then walk towards the sunset
2 years later
cryo abbys mage: im home bbg!11!!!111!11!!😩😩😣😣😣
kaye:omg welcome home sweetheart!!1!😍😍😍
but then kaeya fell to floor because he gıt preganant so ya
cryo abbys mage: omg dont worry bbg ill take you to hospital !!😨😨😨😨
at hospitsal
cryo mahe:help my waifu pregnenanatn help!!!!1!1!1😰😰
albedo: hello im doctor i help your wife so stop screaming mf😑😑
Albedo tka e kaeya to birth give room and he put his hand up kaeyas asss and pulls a bby out and kaeya fell asleep then
albedo get out of room and goes to cryo mage.
Cryo mage:omg is my bbg ok?!??!?!?!?😱😱
albedo: ya he sleeping this you baby tkae her or whatveer i need to go to my lab my pp fell off again because its
chalk gotta stic it back.🙄🙄🙄😪😪😪😬😬😬
cryo mage : ok!!1!🤪🤪
cryp mage take baby tp his hand and goes to kaeya. kaeya was awake now becuase i said so.
kaye a: omg swwetite is thta our baby 😮😮😯😲😲😲
cryo mage: ya bbg lets name her before seeing her face because suprise ig.🧐🧐🧐
kaeya:ok hmmmm lets name her Donna!!! 😝😝😝
cryp mage: omg thats an amazıng name bbg now lets look!!!🥰🥰🥰🤩🤩😍😍
but then they realised donna looked like an abomination she looked wild too wild for a 10 second old baby
kaeya: EW WHAT IS HTTS MF ARE YOU SURE THTA SHIT IS HUMAN !??!?!☹☹☹☹😡😡😡😡
cryo mage: IDK TF IS THIS I WONT TAKE IT LETS LEAVE IT OR SMTHN🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
kaeya: YES IM SO HOT AND AMAMZING THIS BITCH DIDNT TAKE ANY GENEGS FROM ME TF LETS GIVE HER A NAME TAG SO
WHOEVER FINDS HER KNOWS HER NAME OR SMTRHN🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👹👹👹👹👿👿👿
cryo mage:OK BBG YOU ARE SMART !1!1!1😫😫😩😩🤌🤌🤌
2 DAYS LATER
kaeryea: ok we have the name tag lets leave it with the hiichurls or smthn she looks likeo ne anyways🙄🙄
cryo mage: ofc bbg 🥵🥵
the they take donna and put her nametag then they sneek to hik,churl camp and slowly place her and run awya
hilichurl 1: mmmm this cihcken is almost as juicy as my ass🥵🥵🥵
hil 2: ew mf you still have poop up htere and skid marks all over you clothes stfu🤨🤨🤨🤨
then they notice
hil 1: wtf is that🤨🤨🤔🤔🤔
hil2: idk looks like human or smthn lemme smell it.
hil1: GASP OMG ITS ONE OF US LOOK IT LOOKS LIKE ME SO BEAUTIFIL☺☺☺😍😍😍😚😚😚😚
hil2: omg yas bbg elts keep her and raise her!!!1!11!!!111!😆😆😆😆
hil1:omg ya letz do it im finally becoming a milf !!!!!!!!!!😌😌😌🤤🤤🤤🤤
then donna grows up with hilichurks and becomes besties witht nta one furry boy 💖💖
THE END!💖💖💖💗💗💗💞💗💕💕💓💟💓💟💓💟💓💜❤💙❤💚💛❤💙❤💜❤
