BNHA Chatfic with a lot of crack, chaos, fuckery, depression, and other shit.
My ships are:
BakuDeku
KiriKami
MomoJirou
TokoTsu
TodoIida
UraYama
SatoKoda
MinaSero
OjiToru
ShinMei
MiriTama
MicZawa
DabiHawks
ShigaToga
Shoji x Unknown/Not Mentioned Cha...
Innocence: I thank all of u who know that this ain't me
Floaty Bitch: anyway, I asked Tsu to make this gc because I have some question that I need to ask
KatyPerrysLoveChild: then ask away
Floaty Bitch: what is everybody's sexuality? I'm straight
Innocence: LE GASP! I'm bisexual
Dad: queer
Froggy: queer
Mom: lesbian
KatyPerrysLoveChild: gay. I totally would have thought Midoriya straight
Dad: I as well, sorry for assuming
Froggy: u can obviously tell he's not straight
Mom: he's very much so anything but straight
Innocence: awwwww! Thx guys! and no worries Iida
Floaty Bitch: Question 2
Innocence: when did this become 20 questions?
Dad: I don't know
Floaty Bitch: do u guys have a crush on, like, or are dating anyone? I like someone
Innocence: I'm dating someone
Mom: I as well
Froggy: I like someone
Dad: I am crushing on someone
KatyPerrysLoveChild: I like 2 people
Floaty Bitch: wow Todoroki
Innocence: well, if they aren't already in a relationship, go get em
KatyPerrysLoveChild: okay. Iida I like you
Dad logged off
Innocence: that was...
Froggy: unexpected
Mom: sweet yet weird, confusing, and oddly timed
Innocence: yeah, those
KatyPerrysLoveChild: guys he ran to my room and is at the door. what do I do?
Innocence: let him in and hope he loves u back
Froggy: Midoriya don't be so rude
Floaty Bitch: get ur lover Todoroki!
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Innocence: damn Todoroki! ur getting right down to business!
KatyPerrysLoveChild logged off
Floaty Bitch: and there's one more healthy relationship for Class 1-A
Froggy: now u just have to help Midoriya and Bakugo become friends again ribbit
Innocence: oh, I have to go, my lover is calling. Bye!
Froggy: bye Midoriya
Mom: farewell
Floaty Bitch: see u later Deku-kun
Everyone logged off
Real World
"Hey baby boy. How are you doing?" Katsuki asks his lover over the phone. "I'm doing good. How about you darling?" Izuku replies. "Just fine. Your mom called me," Katsuki said, his voice quivering. "What did she say?" I ask, getting worried. "We're meeting your dad for lunch tomorrow. Their letting him say goodbye before they execute him," Katsuki says.
Izuku freezes where he's standing. "Your mom called me because she wasn't sure how you'd react, and she's not allowed to say no, or she would have," Katsuki continues. "Do you want to come over?" "Can I please?" Izuku asks. "Of course, baby boy. I'll always be here for you," Katsuki replies. They hang up and Izuku, melancholy and emotionless, makes his way down the hallways to Katsuki's room.
Everyone he passes in the hallway stares at him with worry, as they have never seen him like this. Izuku finally makes it to Katsuki's room. He doesn't even knock, just walks in. "Come here baby boy," Katsuki says. Izuku walks over to Katsuki's bed and lays beside him. "I love you and will do everything in my power make sure nothing like that ever happens to you again," Katsuki tells him. "Thank you Kaachan, and I love you, too," Izuku says. Soon, both boys are fast asleep in the other's embrace.
Elsewhere, someone is plotting an evil scheme, working to ruin the lives of this happy couple and everyone around them. "I'll get you back for what you've done to me you worthless brat. Just you wait. You'll regret the day you decided to cross me."
