I was atleast 2 I had my first chicken nugget, really interesting buy that's not all a week before my birthday I cut my hair because my dad wasn't looking, he was editing photos not giving a flying fuck about me for all he cared I could die. Sadly me being a baby and being severely niave to that my first word was "Dada"
At 3 my parents divorced for obvious reasons of course
My dad was caught on "movies" and was also cheating on my mom with the neighbor and in the yahoo chat box messaging females saying that my mother had died asking for "pictures" of these women and even being as desperate to go after my moms friends the worst part is my mom and my dad were married even getting the point where he'd go after my mom's friends daughter