Tragedy

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Wade and Vanessa were on holiday in Metropolis

They rented a suite with a view of the whole city and just spent more time in the room knowing them with a Do not disturbed sign written in crayon making it say "Do not disturb or I'll shoot you bitches!" Wade: I have to say

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They rented a suite with a view of the whole city and just spent more time in the room knowing them with a Do not disturbed sign written in crayon making it say "Do not disturb or I'll shoot you bitches!" 


Wade: I have to say....this....was my best vacation....better than my world tour two years ago. 



Vanessa: If I known the murk jobs you were doing all year were all about making the money for this getaway I would have picked New York. 

Wade: Oh New York is good....but it's not as fucking good as Metropolis. And no I don't mean the flying boy scout and red and blue tights. 

Vanessa: I don't know. I always found him attractive. 


Wade: What the fu---


Vanessa just laughed at him revealing she was teasing him

Vanessa just laughed at him revealing she was teasing him

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Wade laugh too 

Wade laugh too 

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Wade: God....I love you. 

Vanessa: Then kiss me like you do red. 

Wade: Well come here. 


She jumped in his arms and made out for several moments

She jumped in his arms and made out for several moments

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