The next morning Wade was a man's head on a baby's body
And been with Al since Joker blew him to bits and of course he's covered in nothing though cause his head is bigger than his body it's much heavy and he falls over a couple of times even when he's told not to move by Al or Weasel but can't help but to pace since his new girl has been taken by her jerkish ex
Weasel: Wade you won't be at your normal size for two more days.
Wade: And I don't have mother fucking two days. I may not even have one before that clown ass kills Harleen. Or something....If I just sit here she's being tortured by that fuck face!
Weasel: I think if he wanted her dead he would have killed her at the bar.
Wade: Maybe. But I promised her nothing would happen to her again. And now that he's got her.....I swear to god I'm gonna rip his mother fucking---
Weasel: Wade Wade just calm down. We'll.....
Suddenly Deadshot came in the room
Deadshot: Hey. I heard about Harley where is---WHOA!!
Deadshot happen to see Wade in his baby body
Deadshot: What....the actual hell....is that?
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Deadpool meets Harley Quinn
FanfictionA Fan Made Marvel & DC crossover feathering everyone's favorite murk and jester After the Joker murders Vanessa Deadpool travels to Gotham to kill him but gets thrown in Arkham Asylum along with Harley Quinn who spends a months together but Wade so...