he fell out of the sky. sad. it's greek ancestors dropped it after dropping it off at the post office. bob. his name is bob. pretty cool name i gotta say. how did he survive the falling 2,500 feet? someone recorded the fall. someone cried "its an angel falling from heaven!"
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as he continued to fall, and coming closer to the ground, he hit the ground like a water balloon and some how survived. he shook it off and walked to get some mcdonald's. after chowing down the travis scott burger he studied human beings and how they live! he learned to stand up with an old grandma stick he bought with the handicapped fund that he found on the ground. the basic dogs around him were jealous while others praised him for his accomplishments. one dog got so jealous of him, that he challenged him to a pokémon battle. "sko den," bob said.
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(Roberto POV) Roberto was born from a pack of cheetahs and demons. his legs are deformed now because he had a bet in a pokémon battle, and whoever won, gets their legs eaten. and he has scars all over his body. it made him cry so much that he a has a cocked eye. because of his flaws, now, everyone voted him out of the pack. this made him want to get revenge on, well, everyone. for mistreating him so much, he thought everyone deserved so feel what he felt. this is why he got so easily jealous of Bob. he wanted Bob to feel his pain. he wished Bob wasn't so flawless.
