"hello childe" You said cutely but not too cutley
"Hello 1234556789th fatui Harbinger what is upppppppppppppppppp" he said back to you
oh my gosh i acnt beleive im talkiung to someone as cute as him. WHAT AM I SAYING?????????????????????
"Oh ummmmmmmmmmmm ya i was ust waondering if you w-wanted to u-um help me fight bosses to u-um get t-the w-w-wanderers troupe s-set.."
THAT was my first interaction with chidle. Hes so hot.
"Yes of course i would LOVWw you help you get that artifact set!" He so calmy said baxck to me. Oh my god is this love at first site? "Oh thanks lets go fight the oceanid!!!" I said back to him hiding my face becaus ei was blushing vbecause of how Hot he is.
After walking for 3 hours to the oceanid Childe suddenly sopke softly and hotly, "Umm y/n I have a problem" Wha t happend to childe si he ok what happened "W-whats wrong ch-childe?" I was worried. So worried. "I kind of like just rememberd i have a hydro vision" He frowned so sadly like a little alvin chipmunk. I felt bad. Maybe i could lety him borrow my vision? Oh yeah. I y/n am aya maruyamas younger sibling. I have bright pink hair just like my sister and i am an expert with a sword. I also sing. MY vision is Unicorn farts<3!
"Oh dear... what are you gonna do??" i frowned at him sadly. do we have to go somewehre else......... "I think i can go physical. shouldnt be a problem since i am actually a master at every from of fighting. i could fight with my fists if i had to!" i didnt know he was so handsome...actualy yes i did but oh my god am i so in lvoe with him....
"Well thats great! ill go activate the fight." I got out my sword (its unicorn styled) and road it like a magic carpet.)like from movies)) all the way to the platform since i cant touch water. "Okay i made it!! can you get oevr here??" i said loudly to childe. "BE quiet or else you will wake up that geovishaop over there!!" childe yelled over "BUT IF YOU SCREAM ALSO IT WILL WAKE UP!!" oh shat i just screamed also. befor ei knew it me and childe were fighting the geovishap together! so romantic. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh no!!! i cant think things like that................"childe we should fight t-the oceanid now hsouldnt we.." i whsipered "yes we should" he winked at me OH MY GOD HE INKED AT ME.
childe got out his bow from his pocket. it was odly small for a bow. he then got tiny miniture arrows out of his other pocket and started shooting at the oceanid water creatures. how handsome. he seemed to be angry at the bow and started using it as a sword. thats also hot. but I being the aya maruyamas sibloing grabbed my unicorn sword out from under me where i was sitting on it floaring and used my ult. you see my ult is a unicorn running at the opponent i think its rlly cool. it i s cool.
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn youre ulyt is cool." childe screamed so loudly "Thank you so much dog helped me master it" i said shyly. "is youre dog some kind of archon??" did he know? "no that would just be silly!! hah....Well u-um..." i looked away feleling my sweat getting super sweaty already. "I actualy think i-i have to go for tyhe night.." i decided to run into the water. that was a dumb idea... "OH MY ARCHONS" i haerd childe scream froma bove the water. What hapepned. oh right, i turn into a mermaid unicorn if i touch the water. thats the only downside of being goved a vision by the woof woof archon. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY ARCHONS GO GO GO HES COMING" what?? who?? is he not screaming veacsue of..me?? i poked my head out of the water and i was horrified by water i saw.. it was.. a foot? a giant f-f-oot??
