"Survivorsss"
WheresMyMelanin: okay, I have a question
WheresMyMelanin: what do you do, if Naib or Norton are wearing their kid costumes?
Cockroach: you mean Springhand and Sparrow?
WheresMyMelanin: yeah
WheresMyMelanin: do you like- pat their heads? It's weird! Cuz even though they have the mind and the BODY of a child when they wear those costumes, I know that they'll be back to their original ages when they take them off
WheresMyMelanin: like- Naib is like... 12 and Norton is what? 9?
WheresMyMelanin: I know they're actually adults, but when they put their costumes their bodies seem to shrink! Is it just me???
Nightingalowo: oh yeah, that's the effect of their costumes. They become actual children
WheresMyMelanin: then them going to matches is basically child abuse
Nightingalowo: well- not really- cuz they're originally adults-
Balls_InMyFace: no but if Naib sees Norton as a child, their relationship is basically illegal!!
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MetalAttractor: that's why we made a deal. When one of us is wearing the costumes, we will not interact with each other
DanceToForget: I mean- you guys can hang out just, not kiss and stuff, right?
Rat: I think I understand where Norton is coming from.
MetalAttractor: yeah! I don't have feelings for little children! That's disgusting!
EmilyDrier: wait, but where did all of this come from, Andrew?
WheresMyMelanin: well-
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SubNaib: hehe I stole Luca's laptop
Rat: OH COME ON!! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS!!!!
Furry: d-d-d-dad??????
MetalAttractor: don't look, mi hija... it might traumatize you...
Furry: yeah I'm out BYE
MetalAttractor: same, bye
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MailMan: hey, Naib! Maybe you should change clothes
SubNaib: do you wanna see me naked?? YOU PERVERT
MailMan: what? No 😟
SubNaib: HELP ME MOM
Cockroach: IM SORRY WHO'S YOUR MOM??
SubNaib: MOM
BlindfoldOn: WHAT'S GOING ON??? T___T
SubNaib: >:(
BlindfoldOn: DONT BE MAD AT ME ALL OF A SUDDEN
Rat: I HATE THIS CHILD
SubNaib: I'm not a child, I'm 12
Rat: bruh
Rat: listen, mister! You respect me and your elders! Got it??
SubNaib: I'm cuter than you!!
Rat: yah but I'm taller!
SubNaib: people prefer cats, not trees
Rat: I hate children
SillyGoose: don't worry, guys! I got this!
SubNaib: Mom!!!
TotallyNotChloe: WHY IS SHE YOUR MOM???
SubNaib: because she's adorable, and huggable!
TotallyNotChloe: I CAN BE CUTE TOO!!!! SEE??? IM ADORABLE
CowardBrat: sis- this ain't a competition- calm down...
TotallyNotChloe: I AM CALM, CANT YOU SEE????
SubNaib: MOM THIS OLD LADY SCARES ME
OwlLover: BUAHAGSUSGSJAHS
TotallyNotChloe: EXCUSE YOU???
SillyGoose: I know, hun. I know... but you have to calm down. She only wants what's best for you, even though she looks like a frog...
TotallyNotChloe: I'M GONNA RIP OUT ALL OF THE HAIR FROM YOUR SKULL, YOU BITCH
SubNaib: LEAVE MY MOM ALONE, YOU COW
TotallyNotChloe: YOU CANT EVEN CONTROL YOUR CHILD
SillyGoose: do not touch me, Vera. I have a child to feed, and you wouldn't like to be known as "the crazy lady who attacked a child and his mom"...
TotallyNotChloe: I swear to God I will kill you one day...
SillyGoose: you seem to have experience on that...
TotallyNotChloe: If I were you, I would sleep with both eyes WIDE open
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IDV groupchat 2
FanfictionHELLO🐀 This is the continuation of my first book, IDV groupchat. If I were you I would read the previous book first OwO EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE ✨JOKE✨ The crack is exploding in here. They are all tiny rats who will steal your cheese when you'r...
