SERVAIS' B-DAYYY

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"Survivorsss"

Cockroach: Happy Birthday Servais!!!

Sonic: oh! Happy Birthday man!

SubNaib: happy birthday :)

TinyWand: thanks.

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: happy birthday

CursesToCurse: that's so fucking awkward

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: no it's not!

TinyWand: it's perfectly normal
TinyWand: normal as it should be
TinyWand: right, dude?

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: right!

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DoraThe_Explorer: okay guys, I made the cake HOWEVER I'm not sure if this is the right thing to do since
DoraThe_Explorer: you know
DoraThe_Explorer: yesterday🤪
DoraThe_Explorer: anyways, moral of the story, I was inspired to cook so here I am!

CowardBrat: hey! That's my job >:(

BlindfoldOn: I can give him the cake and not tell anything about you!

TinyWand: I AM RIGHT HERE???

BlindfoldOn: see? He doesn't suspect a thing!

TinyWand: >:v

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: dont piss him off
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: the last time that happened, the match had to be canceled cuz he destroyed a cipher machine

TinyWand: NOT MY FAULT YALL DONT KNOW HOW TO KITE!!

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: SERVAIS YOU YEETED THE CIPHER MACHINE OUT THE GATE!!

TinyWand: THAT WAS A SHIT TON OF TIME AGO

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: IT WAS YESTERDAY!!!

DoraThe_Explorer: aaaaand we're back at it

SubNaib: not even after a break up you guys chill, for the love of Hastur...

BondageKink: oh I'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with the break-up. This is their everyday mood

DoraThe_Explorer: oh don't doubt that

Furry: anyways I'm hungry I want the cake fuck Servais

TinyWand: THANK YOU???

QueenBee: AJVSKEWJDJD BYE

Rat: oh by the way, Servais
Rat: I'm so sorry, but we didn't get you a gift this year

TinyWand: oh it's okay, I don't long for those things

Rat: really? Cuz last time you cried cuz you wanted that elephant pet-

TinyWand: HIS NAME IS PETER OKAY??? AND HE'S ADORABLE

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Cockroach: I mean, we can try to buy it...

TinyWand: nah don't bother
TinyWand: all of us are BROKE
TinyWand: save your money for the stuff coming up, seriously

MetalAttractor: SERVAIS YOU'RE TOO GOOD TwT

SillyGoose: ALL HAIL SERVAIS😭

TinyWand: but if you want to buy it anyways, I don't mind-

SillyGoose: okay you just ruined everything

TinyWand: I LOVE PETER OKAY???

MailMan: we can get it some other time, though!

TinyWand: no but fr don't bother. I'm not an asshole

Furry: that's debatable

TinyWand: watch it, furry

CowardBrat: did yall do your daily tasks already?

EatTheRich: I still need to participant in a match, I'll do it during rank time

SubNaib: why didn't you rank in the morning?

EatTheRich: I FELL ASLEEP OKAY?? MISS NIGHTINGALE PUT ME TO MATCH AT 4 AM I WAS TIRED

Nightingalowo: in my defense, yall are fat. You should be thanking me🙄

TotallyNotChloe: why are you popping off?🤨

Nightingalowo: cuz I'm amazing duh

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DoraThe_Explorer: hey Servais! Go see your collection record real quick!

TinyWand: aight
TinyWand:
TinyWand: DORA DID YOU GIFT ME PETER??

DoraThe_Explorer: I did!! I felt so bad that you didn't get a gift this year, might as well gift you the babey!

CursesToCurse: again, that's so fucking awkward

TinyWand: IT'S NOT
TinyWand: THANK YOU KURT!!

DoraThe_Explorer: you're welcome bro!

Cockroach: shouldn't you guys be awkward around each other now?

TinyWand: we've been living together for almost 7 years, I don't think this is our biggest issue now

DoraThe_Explorer: fr! Awkward is something that shouldn't assist to any of us at this point!

Rat:
Rat: now that I think of it, that's right
Rat: what's wrong with us?!

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