Chapter 2.

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Like magic, videos appeared on the bright screen that was Mort's cellular phone.


There was one in particular, a video with a strong man, with his arm and hand all the way out, saying "Hello", and a weak man, with his arm slightly out, saying "Hey". The title read:

"7 Things "ALPHA" Males DO That "BETA" Males DON'T!"

"By God," King Julien thought, "What the hell is an Alpha male?"

He examined the thumbnail of the video again, and saw that the first, 'strong' man was titled as "Alpha" and the 'weak' man was titled in light pink text, the word "Beta".

All his life, King Julien wanted to be respected. Was this the video how? Would this show him how to be strong, manly, and respected? Could he finally be praised by his friends, his ancestors, and the civilians of Madagascar? By being an Alpha? Yes, yes, he thought. This would help him finally be a true king! So he clicked on the video.

The first thing King Julien saw- no, heard, was the theme, or intro to the video, a video by someone named "Alpha m.". The song he heard reminded him of the videos he used to watch on the CollegeHumor channel. Oh, how he loved the video "The Problem With Jeggings". But that was just the quick intro. What the man was saying was even quicker, and to King Julien, mandatory that he followed them.

Alpha m. started the video by saying that there were two types of men in this world; the Alphas, and the Betas. The Alphas were strong, confident, compassionate leaders, and the Betas were anxious, weak followers. When alpha m. said that you don't want to be a beta male, King Julien took that to heart. He felt as he was in another plane of existence when he was watching the video, and felt like a new man after the video ended.

"MORT!" King Julien screamed, angrier and visibly bloodier for some reason by the contents and information of the video.

Mortimer scurried towards the king.

"Yes, yes, King Julien?"

"Where in God's green Earth were you?"

"I- I- was going to get drinks for you, my king. I know you don't want me watching your videos, or creeping up on you, or- or-"

"Take your damned phone, Mort. And stay out of my sight for the next few days, I have research to do."

Mort took the phone and, clearly startled by how loud King Julien screamed, ran away.


Later that evening, King Julien sat in his room, trying to open Mort's apology present, a Chromebook. When he found out how to get on to the Chromebook, he searched for the Youtube channel again. He found out that Alpha m's real name was Aaron Marino, and that he had more and more videos on the topic of being an Alpha Male. King Julien watched many of his videos that evening, and took and studied many notes.

It was around nighttime, and King Julien felt odd. He opened an email from Maurice, which read:


hey man sorry for waking u up with that giant gong, i know u dont like it ,but sometimes u sleep in WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY 2 late, and I just gotta to keep you from bros4life tho, right?

p.s. im starting to take those typing classes from the vhs you gave me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thx bro !!


King Julien closed the Chromebook, and went to sleep without answering.

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