Mike Drunk

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MikeSchmidt: hellloooooo?

MikeSchmidt: Moooooommmmm?!

MikeSchmidt: I know that you're there, Fazfuck... Hehehe

FreddyFazbear: ??

MikeSchmidt: Hey, Fazbear, wanna find somewhere private?

FreddyFazbear: Uhhh, no thank you....

MikeSchmidt: Oh, come on!

[BonnieBunny is online]

BonnieBunny: Hey, howz it going?

MikeSchmidt: Bonnie?

MikeSchmidt: Oh god!! What happened to your face?!?!

BonnieBunny: ?

MikeSchmidt: I'm so sorry!! You shouldn't deserve this!

BonnieBunny: What's wrong with Mike?

FreddyFazbear: It appears that Mr. Schmidt is drunk...

BonnieBunny: Oh, that explains it.

[FoxyPirate is online]

FoxyPirate: Yar mateys!

MikeSchmidt: Hey Foxy, wanna go to your cove?

FoxyPirate: Uh, lad, are ye okay?

MikeSchmidt: I don't know! Mommmmmmmmasbivs

FreddyFazbear: Uh, Mr. Schmidt, maybe you should go and get some rest...

MikeSchmidt: WHAT?! But I haven't done Foxy yet!!

FoxyPirate: •__•

BonnieBunny: Uh, maybe you can after you get some sleep?

MikeSchmidt: Okatdyujjjj

[MikeSchmidt is offline]

FoxyPirate: BONNIE!!

BonnieBunny: WHAT?! He wasn't going to leave until we promised him!!

FoxyPirate: Yarr... Okay, hopefully the lad doesn't remember...


(A/N)
I was laughing so hard during this... Oh geez... I guess that this is what you get from a tired writer... Haha, yay.

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