Dedicated to tinythechickenisahen
"America, people say I look like you and act like you"America: Cool Bro! That just means your a hero!
Me: Just... Just... no... Hey! America do the thing!
America: What thing?
Me: *Groans* the candy thing!
AmericA: oh! That thing! *Lifts shirt candy falls out*
Me: I wish every American could do this. it's straight up magical. Anyhow thanks for commenting! Don't forget to question, comment, or dare!