Chapter 2: Drunkie Day n' Night

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Might update this chapter later

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Edd's Point Of View

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I woke up to the sound of glass breaking and I also wake up to the sight of Tord asleep. Oh my god, I was on his lap: did I do anything? Either way I gotta see what's going on because not only I wanna keep my dignity, I also need no one to break my shit. Then another glass breaks then Tord woke up.

"What the hell was that?!"

He flinched and yelled. I sigh and get up to dust myself off because I notice I have dirt on me for some reason and then I began to sigh once more and walk over there.

"I'll go check it..."

I said then I found Tom shit-faced again. He was smiling and drooling and I felt disgusted and then all of a sudden he starts hugging me and I blush because of how tight it is.

"God again? First I was blushing last night and now I'm blushing this morning?! What is wrong with me"

I whispered to myself and then Tom falls asleep on me while still hugging me I blush and hug him back and get myself used to the smell of alcohol. I was already used to alcohol because of how much Tom drinks but the smell was really bad this morning. I look at whatever he was drinking, Smirnoff, the usual but then I saw some other stuff like Jack and Tequila. But Tom doesn't drink Tequila. It's probably the new alcohol that makes Smirnoff 10x less smelly then the others. He fell and woke up again but was still hugging me so I crouched down and hugged him while I pondered what was going on and blushed about it for some reason.

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Tord's Point Of View

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That son of a bitch Jehovah's Witness! Talk about follower of Christ when your hoe ass just drinks and think about sticking your dick in my Edd!

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I thought in my head and internally raged while I crossed my arms and had a disappointed face. I'm ready to whoop Thomas for trying to steal Edd! He's fucking mine!

Then when I was lost in thought as if I didn't hate him enough already, I woke up from my daydream and I was ready to snap and also snap someone's neck but luckily I realized it was Edd.

"Tord, if your still alive could you help me with Tom?"

He had a sad face with a smile that was the only thing that wasn't sad about his face. I blush hard and smile and pet his head and he looks weirded out so I take my hand away and cross my arms.

"Sure..."

"Thanks"

Then he smiles more happily but still had normal eyebrows. He's so pure yet so mature. So foolish yet so smart. So beautiful yet so adorable. So much more I don't understand why no one wouldn't do anything for him. Anyway I help him with Jehovah's drunk and jealous ass. Then when I turn my head to Edd he turns his head at me too and smiles.

"Tord... I think I like-"

He gets interrupted in the middle of his sentence by Tom's burping and I had a disappointed face.

"Tom! Shut the fuck up!

I realize I messed up because when we stopped in our slow ass tracks from the burping, Edd looked disappointed when I started yelling at him.

"Fuck you commie!"

Tom flipped me off and I said "Fuck You Too!" when I flipped him off too and he got pissed. Unbelievable. And he flipped me off.

"Guys stop it..."

Edd groaned in the best way he could've said anything while groaning and to be honest it was one of the best times he was talking so you know you'd mess up.

"Yeah stop it Tord! Or else your boyfriend would rather *hic* sleep with me motherfucker!"

Tom laughed and giggled and I "pfft-" from the fact that Edd's face was also disappointed at him and I hope he's more disappointed in him then me because he's the one who got drunk. It's also annoying he just now has hiccups.

"Don't call me a "motherfucker!" you fucking queer!"

I said as I went back to being angry and serious when I said that.

"Alright, I'll deal with myself him"

"Uh Edd"

"I'm not fixing that"

(Later...)

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No One's Point Of View

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Edd took Tom to his room and walked faster to get to their room faster and he lied him down there and then Tord sat and turned on the TV again while he went ahead and groomed himself to get ready for the day.

To Be Continued...

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Short chapter again lol Srry.

again maybe I'll update it Anyway see y'all on the next chapter

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