Reincarnated as a Trap in the Multiverse

Chapter 1: Where am I?

•Asmodeus POV•

'Ugh, w-where am I? Why am I under a tree? Is this a dream? Why is my head hurting, did I bang it or something?'

While I was questioning myself in my head, I got up and sat down to get a look at where I am.

'I don't remember ever leaving to a park last night, so why the hell am I here?'

Looking around my surroundings which seemed to be peaceful a meadow surrounded by a luscious forest, I noticed a small pond and a road leading to a  large kingdom.

I pinched myself to make sure this really was just a dream and surprisingly, it stung a little bit and my skin felt smoother and softer. My eyes widened at this in a little bit of fear but mostly with, excitement. Fear because I may be stuck here without any guidance and may have possibly switched bodies with a random person, and excitement because this meant I was finally going to get in blood-pumping, and crazy adventures.

I then decided to stand up again and inspected my body. My body felt lighter than normal and my hair felt longer. I then felt a weird sensation on my head, as if something twitched. I touched my head and I was in a large surprise.

'N-NANI! Are these fucking cat ears?! Did I turn into a neko?!'

I ran towards the pond I saw earlier and was surprised again. I looked at my reflection and, I fucking looked like a girl. I screamed in worry. I hurriedly pulled down my pants and sighed in relief as my *big brother* was still there, bigger and more MENACING.

*sigh* "That's a relief, though what now? I probably got isekai'd in my sleep and now I'm in  some unknown place. Though there is that kingdom nearby, maybe I should go there, it also looks pretty familiar. Meh, probably nothing."

I talked out loud as I tried to calm myself down and get used to the situation.

"Though, I wonder if I have a system like those main characters from the fanfics I've read."

{Yes you do, master.}

"W-who said that?! Why is there a voice in my head!?" I shouted in confusion.

{I am your system, I was given to you by the greatest ROB, Lamar-sama.}

"Oh, I guess I really do have one." I said in surprise.

{Yes, I was given to you by my lord as a gift of pity to you. Your untimely death was unfortunate and pitiful even for his standards. You have made a great contribution to the world.}

"Uhh, What do you mean a great contribution to the world? I didn't do anything out of the ordinary." I asked in confusion.

{You didn't do anything out of the particular but, YOUR children did. Your "donation" was given to many who have all given birth to the greatest minds on the planet earth in the future years. Your children found the cure for cancer, made an effective solution to stop pollution, fixed global warming, and one of them managed to find a planet that'd be able to sustain life.}

"W-wow, I guess that is pretty impressive. I never knew my jizz would create that much geniuses. I wish I would get to meet them though. Now when they learn they're from a donor who mostly read fanfics and was a neet they would probably think of me as a failure of a human being." I said in amazement and a hint of sadness.

{That is only one of the reasons why my lord bestowed me unto you, the other reason is because you died in your sleep by banging your head on the edge of the desk next to your bed. The reason as to why you banged your head was because you were thrashing around as you had a dream of someone like your current looks with a massive schlong chasing you around.}