there she was, over there, screaming at some imbecile to get out of way. she looked absolutely stunning, maybe even more beautiful than i am. I want to be with, but alas, our romance would be looked down upon, as we are the same person.
well not completely, we are separate beings, but still not twins, but that's not important, what's important is that i love her. she angrily storms past me and goes on an epic rampage. windows, tables and perhaps even some disgusting creature called a teenager are permanently destroyed by the most gorgeous woman I have ever laid eyes on. as I watched my dream woman attack will schuester I decided to finally talk to her.
a few moments have passed, and I begin to make my way to her office. I knock nervously, and coach sylvester allowed me to enter. "well if it isn't the only person I would ever consider an equal". "I'm gonna be honest, so bare with me okay?" I say, hoping, praying she would here me out. "alright sue, but make it quirk, I have to go waterboard myself in 20 minutes." "I love you sue, and I want to spend the rest of our lives together."
she stares at me for a few seconds, letting what she just heard sink in, then, she said "sue, I have loved you since the day I laid eyes on you. you who attempted to kill will schuester with such distain. you who looked absolutely ravishing when you slapped the cheerios with raw chicken, you know I lied about getting waterboarded today, I was just nervous." I smile, and ask "can I kiss you?" "please do". then we kiss, and it's the greatest kiss to ever occur in human history, I never want it to end. "marry me sue" she says, and I don't need to think, I simply say yes.
the wedding ceremony was swift, but still so amazing. the wedding' quality is likely due to the fact that the glee club were banned from the event. we wasted no time in consummating our marriage, and as a wedding gift from becky, we were given the means to annihilate the glee club permanently. once they were all dead, we began our new life.
