Crazy Me! (1D Parody fanfic)

Chapter 1

Kym's POV

i went backstage with these boys maybe i can get some dough bro! They dope, "So love did ya like tha concert?" Haz asked "Every girl did duhh you almost killed me!" I said. He then kissed me and my stomach started to hurt and i pulled away "OMG! I think I'm preggoz" "No! i am too young! whore i aint no damn daddy!" he yelled before running away leavin me broken hearted.

"MOM!" I yelled running into the tent.

"What in sam hell do you want?" She sneered.

"Im preggo" I muttered.

"GURL IT IS ABOUT TIME! Is the daddy rich?" She winked.

"He is harry styles" i beamed.

"Gurl how hard did u hit ur head on the headboard? Harry Styles would not do you! But...if he did...a mansion in Beverly Hills will make up for it" she exclaimed.

Then my sis ran into the room.

"MOM! I got preggo!" She squealed.

"What kind of tyler perry movie plot? (From kingsley) is this like preggo week! Da heck is wrong with u! U are just like ur aunt Katie if ur preggo!" She sneered.

"Mom i got preggo...the sause" she said gettin a jar of what looked like the crap u see at the bottom of my aunt katies tub.

"That's gross!" I yelled. She glared at me and picked up a spoon of the floor an sat to eat.

My lovely familiaaaaa.

"KYM" i heard someone yell.

It was harry.

"OMG HARREH!" I yelled running out of the tent.

"Mmm babe. Im goin stay with you" he chuckled.

"OMG YES BEATRICE YES! Let me be ur incubatorrr" i screeched.

"gurl ill put my egg anywhere i want" he said.

"SCRAMBLE ME" my sis yelled.

"Gurl get cho ratchet ass extension head out of here" i yelled.

"SHUT THE HELL UP" we heard n old homeless guy yell who was sittin by a near by bush.

"Some people got no class!" I said.

"Babe come sleep with meee" harry said.

"Show me ur bed" i said.

We then walked away to get some McChickens for our journey.

Hope yall fawaffles liked it! Like comment or Kym will dump her aunts bath sauce in ur bed! Love yaaa