I woke up n my back was killing meh!
"HARREH there is a gurl with u!" Niel screamed.
"Bitch, i know u aint talking bout me like i aint here!" I say getting all up in his face.
"OMG! She talks" This blondie said.
"Niall, shes ma gurl!" Harreh said.
"She looks like a hippo" Zayn said.
"Why dont u just shove a dick in ur mouth?!" I yelled.
"Why u gotta be so morbid?" He said.
"Why are u a pussy" i exclaimed.
"Well u are what u eat" Lewis said.
We were all at ze beach.
"Zayn get ur butt in the water!" Niel said.
"Noooooooo" he yelled back.
"Harreh! My tummy hurts!" I said.
"Gurl what the heck do i look like? A doctor!?" He screamed.
"SHE WANTS THE D!" Lewis yelled.
I looked ahead n saw someone i did not expect.
"So, i like ur grandpa" my aunt katie told li.
"KATIE!" I scolded.
"Omg gurl hay! I saw the hottest guy tanning right there!" She yelled pointing to a fat, old wrinkly guy laying on a chair. He looked like big mammas grandpa.
"Oh gosh! Gross" i said.
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Crazy Me! (1D Parody fanfic)
De TodoThey see me rolling, you be hatin...Hey I am Kym and I am freaking amazing and I will go all ninja on your lousy bum! Love ya,k ya wanna know me? read the story!
