Obey Me! Characters x Reader

5. Beelzebub x Reader || Golden Corral Slander

"Y/n, what is this?" The orange haired demon sitting across from me asked. 

"What do you mean Beel? It's just food?" I say, confused at his displeasure of the food.

"This is horrible, it's cold in the center," He moves some of his Mac and Cheese, picking at it. "I love food y/n, it's my sin after all, but this is the worst thing I've ever had. I mean, I'll even eat Solomon's cooking, but this is just gross," He explains, trying to keep a low voice as to not be rude. 

I grab my fork and look at the plate of food in front of me. With a shaky hand I bring this 'horrible' Mac and Cheese Beel has stated his hatred for to my mouth. I immediately feel the cold, slimy, food in my mouth and start to chew. Beelzebub was right, this is horrendous. Who knew somebody could mess up Mac and Cheese this badly?

"I-" I start to speak but can't get the words out. This is horrendous, everything about it is bad. 

"Y/n, this is fucking horrible," Beel softly speaks under his breath. 

I thought my fun date to Golden Corral with Beelzebub, away from his brothers, and finally doing something together, would be great, I always remembered Golden Corral being good, but this is just horrible! My disappointment is immeasurable and my date is ruined. I never realized how bad it actually was the last time I came here. Fuck man, we even got to go up to the human world and we waste our date here, eating shitty food that's not even warmed up all the way. 

I get up from my seat, grabbing Beel's wrist in the process, pulling him up and along with me to the exit. I pushed open the doors and when we finally get outside I let out a small scream. Looking at the demon watching me and my frustration, I let out a sigh. 

"I'm sorry this was so bad, God that was awful," I say, staring at him.

"Y/n that was honestly the worst food I've ever had. The way it was still cold. The mushy baby food feel of it. The hard bread rolls. Everything about that was so fucking bad. I don't have one positive thing to say about that," He says, running a hand through his orange hair. 

"It's the way the soda was watered down. It's the hard cheese on the Macaroni. It's the under payed workers. It's the atmosphere. It's the way the sinks don't fucking work unless you have your hands in a certain place and if you move them an inch the water stops completely," I say, loving us hating on Golden Corral.

"I am so anti-golden corral," He says.

"Garbage, absolute garbage," I say, straight-faced.

"I just, wow, I eat everything and yet I couldn't even eat that," He says, still shocked at the fact that it was that bad.

"Listen to me, ok? Listen to me. There are plenty of other places with better selection of foods. Golden Corral SUCKS. I am never going back to Golden Corral, never again. It's shit food. I can't even say Golden Corral was that great now that I think about it. I was a Golden Corral apologist, but now I just ugh. I want to burn that place down. Beel, Beel hear me out here, you sweet baby, ok, ok, let's commit arson? Let's burn down this place, it has disappointed me and ruined my childhood," I trail off a little bit.

"Y/n," He chuckled a little bit. "We can't burn this place down even though it deserves it," 

"Beeeeeel....come on, that's no fun," I say, stretching out the words.

"Just come on Y/n, let's get out of here," he said as he grabbed my hand. 

I intertwined my fingers with his, letting him guide me down the sidewalk that was outside of the God forsaken buffet. We have a few moments of comfortable silence before I turned my head a little to look at him. He gives off such big dick energy but at the same time he's a sweet and lovable baby who I must protect. I look at his jawline in the now setting sunlight, taking in his breathtaking features. Everything about this man was everything I've ever wanted. 

"Hey Beel~" I say, a little playfully.

"Yes, Y/n?" He says, turning his head to look into my eyes. 

"Golden Corral might've tasted bad, but I think your lips might taste good," I say, pressing a finger to his mouth. 

I see a small blush spread across his cheeks as he closes his eyes a little bit. He turns around to face me fully, cupping my face in his hands. He turns his head to the side a tiny bit and presses his slightly parted lips to mine. I close my eyes, leaning into the kiss and wrap my arms around his neck. He brings his hands down from my face and to my waist, pulling me in closer. It was about 30 seconds before we parted, pressing our foreheads together. 

"So, did they taste a little better?" He asks, giving a small smile.

"Hmm, I don't know, I think I'll have to get another taste~" I say, pulling him back down for another kiss.

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A/N: Hey, I have a personal vendetta against Golden Corral and I thought Beel was a good one to write out my frustrations of golden corral with. It's not very fluffy or anything and it's kinda short, but I feel like it was needed because golden corral can't keep getting away with this 😐 

I just couldn't trust the one who warned me it wasn't as good as I remembered. I am so disappointed in myself and now I hate golden corral with a passion istg 😔🤚