Theseus- or Raccoon as some others call him, runs on the slightly higher than average rooftops of apartment buildings, mechanical tail moving side to side, keeping him balanced, wind blows across his face, or at least as much as it can with goggles and a mask.
He then comes to a sudden halt on an edge of a building, almost knocking back the hood of the cloak he wore, crouching down he put a gloved hand to the device in his ear.
"What's the read on the situation again Tubbo?"
A crackling voice came from the earpiece "There seems to be a mugging going on in an alley at least a block from where you are"
"Thanks big man I'm on my way"
Theseus slowly stood up, cloak swaying in the cool night wind, mechanical tail sill swing side to side, Time to save some biches
"Tommy there's people in danger stop being dramatic"
"LET ME HAVE MY MOMENTS FOR FUCKS SAKE TUBBO"
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"No absolutely not, I'm not a fucking furry"
"Tommy it could be genuinely helpful, plus you and Ranboo spent a lot of time and energy stealing the parts for this-"
"No! that was Theseus and Enderwalk I law abiding TommyInnit didn't steal shit"
"Ugh fine, Theseus and Enderwalk spent a lot of time and energy stealing the parts for this, and I spent a lot of time and energy making it for you"
Tommy huffed, pouted and crossed his arms like a toddler, then mumbled "Still don't see how it would be helpful"
Tubbo let out a sigh "Of course you didn't listen, look it'll help you keep balance when scaling and running across buildings or just running in general, and it'll throw people off your tracks by making them think you're a raccoon hybrid"
Tommy pouted even harder
"Plus you're basically already a raccoon, it's even a nickname"
"..."
"If you don't put on the damn tail I'm getting rid of your Henry privileges for a week"
"WHAT?! NO!"
"THEN PUT IT ON"
"UGH! FINE!"
Tubbo then put on one of the sweetest of smiles mankind has ever seen "Good..."
"...You're the fucking devil you know that right?"
He then laughed "So they tell me"
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"They should be in the next alley over"
"Alright thanks Tuboo"
"No problem big man"
"Okay signing off"
"Tommy wai-" the voice coming from the earpiece was then cut off by Tommy smashing it to the floor and then crushing it with his foot.
Shit. Tubbo is going to be really mad at me for that. Whatever that's for future Tommy to deal with.
He then jumped to the next building using the jumping boots that Tubbo made him. Tommy winced at that thought, really going to need to apologize for breaking that earpiece.
He landed with a silent thud, running over to the side of the building, crouching down and cautiously looked over the edge.
"Just give me the damn money kid!"
There's a man with a mask pointing a gun to what looks to be a 17 year old kid in a purple hoodie.
"No, I don't really want to"
"I'll kill you if you don't!"
"Uhhhh, yeah no, still no"
"Ugh! Just-"
Tommy then jumped down, taking his staff out of his inventory and slammed it to the side of the mugger's head. The mugger fell with a sickening crack.
"Oops... think I hit them a little too hard..."
The kid winced "Yeah... think you gave them a concussion... and a broken nose..."
They both stood there in awkward silence as blood slowly trickled down the mugger's nose.
"Should we?"
"Call an ambulance? Probably"
"Yeah I-"
A large shadow then flew across them. A soft thud then from the entrance for the alley.
"So what's going on here?"
Tommy turned around to see a figure with large black raven wings on his back.
Philza fucking Minecraft this is the best day of my life.
"Philza Minecraft" Tommy whispered
"Yes, that is- wait what?"
Tommy continued to stare awestruck.
"I-whatever- what happened here?"
Tommy pointed to the kid with the purple hoodie "They were getting mugged so I helped them..."
"And you are?"
"Theseus"
"Oh? Theseus? I've heard of you"
Philza Minecraft crater of Minecraft ambassador of men heard of me? This truly is the best day ever.
"You have?"
"Yeah you're a vigilante right?"
Oh
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh..."
"Sorry mate, thanks for helping out but I'll have to arrest you"
Tommy then heard a faint buzzing in his ears.
"Uh, how about no?"
The buzzing then turned into a static like noise as it got louder, the familiar ringing in his ears got even louder as two clawed hands touched his shoulders, then the world went purple.
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Phil has seen a lot of things in his time of being a hero.
A 8ft horned creature appearing out of nowhere, grabbing the vigilante and disappearing in a flash of purple was, infant, not one of those things.
The flash of purple temporarily stunned Phil and he called out to the kid in the purple hoodie to see if they were ok.
"Kid? You alright?"
His ears then registered the faint thumping of someone running past him. He turned and ran out of the alley to catch them before they got away.
Nothing.
He sighed and walked back to the now mostly empty alleyway, then crouched down to the body of the supposed mugger.
"I can worry about that later, right now I should probably get you to the hospital huh?"
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Midnight Stars Hidden by Clouds
FanfictionSometimes heros are shit at their job don't you think? Well at least Tommy thinks so. That's why he's a vigalante! So what if it's illegal! Laws are merely suggestions! So what if two of the top three heros are after him! What's that saying again? A...
