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Stuff Karma probably has said

"It's cute how I used to think that this I'm-barely-holding-it-together feeling was temporary"

"Sometimes I think that I need to think before I speak and other times I think that I would be better just staying home"

"I woke up just before winning an argument with someone in my dream. FXck this day."

"For someone with such an intense need to be liked, you'd think I would've figured out a way to be less of an aXXhole"

"My daily object is less about goal achievement and more about regret management"

"You're the only person I don't hate right now is probably the closest imma get to saying I love you"

"When I played with Barbie, I stripped her naked and melted her with matches"

"My life would be so much easier if it weren't for those people... Uhh... What were they called again? Oh yeah, other people."

"If I die unexpectedly can everyone just pretend I was a way better person than I actually was?"

"Can holding grudges be a professional sport? Because I've trained for it my entire life"