Now Let's take your hand ( and presumably the rest of you) into the nitty gritty of what we're doing here.
I didn't want to confuse you so I made a list:
A. This book has no real direction however it is most likely heading down hill after this chapter ( don't worry you'll see why)
B. I am max brunt. I'm subbing in for Amy don't worry. She'll be back.
C. People who say they don't like me are most likely going to try and convince you that I'm a conceited liar with no potential or ingenuity to progress into any future craft that might warrant my few talents.
D. They are going to be right!
E. We're going to get a little R rated in a few. like really dude this is your warning for drugs and like really fucked up toxic behavior.
F. Like I'm not kidding go please if you don't think that's something your going to want to hear about.
Good now you know what the rough plan is. The only other thing I would want to mention is that this book has multiple perspectives. Your not just reading my perspective your reading everyone's.
It's going to be me, Amy mills, Julia Grass, Rick( Patrick) vans, Rose Sabrina, and Alexia Romano.
For future reference the only other entertaining and reliable speaker in this is Amy . Don't listen to anyone else if you can. They are all stiff and detached like brick walls.
I'm saying this mostly for you, y'know to save you from the boredom. Don't listen to Julia she is by far the farthest from mostly hypothetical chronology of this novel. And to be honest she's kinda fugly.
Anyways...
YOU ARE READING
Milestones
HumorI'M NOT AMY MILL!!! IDONT LOOK LIKE AMY MILL! I DONT TALK LIKE AMY MILL! I DONT SMELL LIME AMY MILL! IM NOT EVEN AS TALL AS AS AMY MILL!! I AM SOMBODY ELSE