pick up lines to say to people cause why not

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" Form today onwards your my bitch and I'm your pimp"

"Damn ya a ugly bitch your might be worth fixing one in a Melon" 

"how are you this fine even, I know what would make it even better if you come back to mine and we play tik kat toe in my room"

Imagine you are walking and someone ends up bumping into you, and they like

 "Fuck shit I'm sorry, I just fell for your beautiful face"

"I'm hi is it illegal to get your number painted onto my face" 

"um I'm sorry that I tripped you, it's just that, I never new and angel can ever fall"


"today was the day I was gonna tell ya I just died and came back to earth backwards"

"I once ask someone to give me there card, but I already had you as my number one"

"are you some whipped cream cause I would like to lick that up"


"are you my Naruto cause I can be your Sasuke"


"Are you my Deku cause I can be your dabi"

"are you a McCracken cause I want to be your mcnugget"

"are you a panda cause I want to be your panda express"

"are you a cat cause I can be your pussssyyyy"

"are you a burnt nugget cause I would like to eat you up"


"are you my hoe cause I would like you to be my diamond ah ha ha"

"do you want to be a dog, cause I'm drying to get you on all your fours and beg like the dirty bitch you are"

"are ya a nuggut cause ya my chicken wing"

"are you a whale cause I'm a bisexwhale"


yeah this is what happens when i don't have people to talk too, all week i just been saying and thinking shit like that ^ which is fun enjoy them,

the chicken one was for dabi fan people hope ya understand that, um yeah so i did this and it was fun... yeppers..


umm

imma ditch and go loves ya bye


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