Fairy Tail Truth or Dare

No

Me: hey minna! Welcome back!
Minerva: stop acting so innocent
Me: eww gross, why is it talking to me
Gray: why are you even here
Minerva: because I am
Me: whatever. Just ask someone then leave
Minerva: fine *looks at Wendy* you. Truth or Dare
Wendy: h-Huh? Oh um d-dare
Minerva: I dare you to join Sabertooth and leave this lame place
Me: no
Wendy: no
Natsu: no
Gray: no
Erza: no
Carla: no
Happy: no
Pantherlily: no
Gajeel: no
Levy: no
Mira: no
Lisanna: no
Elfman: no
Evergreen: no
Bixslow: no
Freed: no
Laxus: no
Juvia: no
Romeo: no
Macao: no
Wakaba: no
Gildarts: no
Makarov: no
Minerva: well then
Me: Wendy isn't going anywhere
Minerva: why is that?
Me: cause no one wants to join your sorry excuse of a guild
Lector: hey! Sabertooth isn't a sorry excuse of a guild! It's the strongest guild in all of Fiore!
Me: and I'm a flying sheep. Fairy Tail is actually the strongest
Mira: Minerva, get out now!
Minerva: make me
Gray: was that
Natsu: an invitation?
Erza: I believe it was
Me: I'm gonna end it here now so we can destroy- I mean talk- to Minerva so leave truth or dares for me, the Fairy Tail members, the twin dragons or the exceeds. Sayonara!