Gorillaz Oneshots(Phase 2)

Chaos At Kong.

Description: Russel went shopping and Murdoc went on a date leaving the youngest members at Kong Studios. What did they get up to?

(STORY)

It was five pm and the residents of Kong Studios were sat in the living room doing their own thing. 2D and Murdoc were playing a game, Noodle was drawing a picture and Russel was reading a book.

2D: When I find you, I'm gonna kick your arse.

Murdoc: Are you sure about that, mate?

Murdoc made his character run from behind a building and kill 2D's with a gun. The British singer whined.

2D: Aw what? That's not fair.

Murdoc laughed.

Murdoc: Well, maybe you'd win if you didn't run around in open areas like the knobhead you are.

2D took offence to his band mate's statement.

2D: I'm NOT a knobhead.

Murdoc: Yes, you are.

2D: No, I'm not.

Murdoc: Yes, you are.

Russel sighed and closed his book making sure to mark the current page.

Russel: Can't you two play one game without having an argument?

The green bassist scoffed to himself.

Murdoc: Absolutely not, Russ. How can you not argue with that incompetent mess?

He pointed at 2D. The blue haired man gasped.

2D: I'm not incomplimentitant.

Murdoc: INCOMPETENT! Sweet Satan.

Russel: Anyway, I'm getting a drink.

He made his way to the fridge to grab himself a can of pop. But when he opened it, there was a slight problem.

Murdoc: While you're there, chuck me a beer.

Russel: No.

The pickle was confused and angry. All he wanted was a beer.

Murdoc: What do you mean no? All I want is a pissing beer. Is that too much to ask for?

Noodle started giggling because of Murdoc.

Russel: Listen, man. You can't have a beer because we have none. You dig?

Murdoc: Aooooow. Whatever.

Russel: In fact. We have nothing to drink at all. Well, except this pineapple juice or water from the faucet.

He pulled out the pineapple juice to show everyone.

Noodle: Do we have any snacks?

Russel: Good question. Um......

The black man walked to the cupboard to check. There was almost nothing in there. There was only two bags of salt and vinegar crisps and a box of blueberry muffins.

Russel: We have salt and vinegar chips and muffins.

Noodle: Crisps please.

He grabbed a bag of crisps out of the cupboard and gently threw them in Noodle's direction and she caught it.

Noodle: Thank you.

Russel: No problem.

Noodle opened the bag of crisps and started eating. Russel turned back around to observe the emptiness of the fridge and cupboards.