mega satire btw

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the new event, mimi tomo has just begun, and you're off to find the unusual hilichurl. its unta mosi dada, the wonderful time from lunch 'till sunset.

the unusual hilichurl is standing on a cliff in its suit and tie, as it looks at you and says "muhe mosi mita." you quicky whip out your handy handbook of hilichurlian and flip through to translate. you figure out that it said "i want to eat meat"... what meat? 

it points at you and says "yo". it pauses as its stomach rumbled. "muhe mosi yo... upa sada!"

before you could bat an eye, it jumped at you and shoved you into its mouth. it was warm and smelled like cabbage. you never thought this would be enjoyable... it was even better than that nick wilde x reader vore you read described it as. you whispered "mi muhu ye", and it petted its stomach. 

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