[Jake and Charles in high school]
Teacher: Charles, please move seats
Charles: but why?
Teacher: because you and Jake are whispering to each other
Jake: Sir, feel free to move him, but if he sits beside me I will whisper to him, if you move him, I will shout at him.
Charles: yeah, it's up to you
Teacher: Nevermind, moving on..
Jake: nailed it
