The Vocaloid Hotel

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Ren: *reading the vocaloid hotel*

- Galaco and Mayu being so fucking sweet with each other

Ren: shit this shipping is just so--

-Matsudappoiyo and Galaco are cousins-

Ren: Dude your so fucking different with each other. And Galaco, Your more normal for gods sake

-Galaco cassualy tells Matsudappoiyo's sister died*

Ren: You know....You seriously need to check your brain Matsu. your always fucking high

-Maika Goes Crazy-

Ren: dangit. too much gores bros

-Galaco and Yohioloid randomly walks out at night and they litteraly knows that its dangerous-

Ren: INDEED UTTER MORONS MY FRIEND. INDEED.

-Yuuma walks in asking everyone if they know how to sew someone's stomach-

Ren: I THOUGHT IT WAS A SECRET!

Ren: YUUMA ITS NOT COMPLETLY NORMAL TO ASK SOMEONE IF THEY KNOW HOW TO SEW SOMEONE'S STOMACH YOU KNOW?!

Ren: *is already scared with the gore stuff*

-Miku talking to Luka for her wishes-

Ren: Seriously. Being beatiful forever

Ren: And wishing for a paper and a pen

Ren: And wishing for a nice dress.

Ren: And wishing for a crepe

Ren: And wishing for a rose

Ren: And wishing for you being able to see if theres a demon and a witch

Ren: well woman

Ren: You're one hell of an idiot

Ren: Wasting your wishes for that

Ren: FUCK YOU

- Miku coughs her organs out-

Ren: WHY THE FUCKING HELL WOULD YOU EVEN COUGH YOUR ORGANS OUT.

Ren: AND ALYS. YOU CANT JUST SEW SOMEONE'S ORGANS BACK FOR HELLS SAKE

Ren: *goes crazy*

-Maiko walks in and was told to walk out but then suddenly her guts pupped out-

Ren: This....This is hell hole

Ren:....

Ren: *cries*

Ren: Only Galaco and Yohio are the normal in this fanfic for hells sake..

Ren:...

Ren: too bad Yohio is so fucking gay

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