I Am A Simp

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Im a quirky boy.... I have fluffy brown hair i am 5'6 and i have blue eyes.                         My name is mason  and i am in love with Dayna.
      She is so cute and funny. Yesterday she told me to fuck off. That was the first time i ever spoke to her😉.
Today i am going to ask her out. I put on my favourite colone its called 'monkey piss' i think dayna will like it. Before i went to school i went to the co-op and i got white chocolate for her. She will probably love it.
       I got on the bus and sat next to a super fat guy called Y/N. He/they/she picks his nose alot.
I got to school and i saw Dayna speak to her friends Bonnie  and Kaz. I decided to walk up to her
"hi d..d...d dayna" i say embarrassinly "hi" she said judging me
"i got you this" i say handing her the white chocolate.
"thanks" she said grabbing the chocolate
She looks at me weirdly and then her best friend bonnie went to whisper something to dayna
"ask him out.."she whisperd
" Mason your pretty fit go out with me yeh" dayna said
"yes yes yes.... I like you arss" I said to her
"I like you di-"
"dayna!" her beautiful friend Bonnie said inyerupting her,
"what" Dayna said blushing
We both made eye contact for 20 minutes and we didn't notice the bell ring.
After standing there for another 10 minutes a random musty, crusty, dusty rusty teacher walked up to us.
"mr, miss you have detention because you need to go to class" he said looking down at me because he was 20ft tall.
"i dont care" Dayna said sassy like
"do you care" she said tirning to me
"i..i...i....i....i...i...i..i dont k..k...k..know"
"your useless oh my god" she said marching off
"she is hot as fuck" the teacher said even though he is 56 and 20 ft tall
Dayna was still in ear shot so i did a heroic thing. "your a fat ass pedo you fucking twat. I hate you and i will get you fired, yoi fat ass pedo twat"
He looked shocked and he ran away crying for his mum.
"you are such a sexy boy" Dayna said
"no your a sexy boy" i said back to her
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"kids go in now!!" That was the dumb fat mr Davies

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