Cow POV:
I was just standing in my field, chewing on some DELICIOUS green grass, when I licked something that WASNT grass! It was slimy and cold..ew!! I looked down and saw the most SEXY thing I've ever seen. Love hearts formed in my eyes as I saw a frog standing under me. I was blushing as I felt my face heat up.
"Oh I'm sorry! I was just hopping to my house when I got distracted by your dazzling beauty, darling."
Oh yeah, this hottie was a flirt all right."Oh~ well maybe you could stay with me luv." I replied. I could see his smegsy green face turn bright red like a fire engine when those words left my cow-lips.
"Of coure shawty" said frogé, and he hopped on my back.
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General Fictionthis is a gift for my friends (you know who you are). if you dislike shit joke stories then dont read this