Cow pov:
I wake up with frog laying by my side. *sigh* that was an amazing night. I got up to pee until i felt sick bubbling in my stomach. I galloped to the toilet and vomited a bABY 😱😱😱😱😰😰😰 it was slimy and looked like an exact mix of me and my roadman frog boyfriend! Suddenly I remembered something. My whole body went cold.
We
Didn't
Use
A
Condom
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What am I gonna tell Frog? I don't wanna raise a mutant frog cow all by myself! Well I have to at least tell him.
I gallop into the bedroom, carrying the slimy bogey-like baby in my mouth.
"Frog???" I shook him awake.
"What is it luv?" He replied sleepily.
"Wake up! We might have had a baby" I said awkwardly. Frog bolted up and looked at the slimy child in my mouth.
"HOLY SHIT" he screamed. "A FROW!!!"
"A wot??" I said.
"A frow!! A mix between a frog and a cow!!"
I laughed and let him hold his newborn frow. Im so happy we have a family :))))))))
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FrOw
General Fictionthis is a gift for my friends (you know who you are). if you dislike shit joke stories then dont read this
