Kariver Incorrect quotes

I'm proud

Kara: I'm so proud of Oliver, and I'm going to kill Cisco and Winn

Alex: Why?

Kara: Last night he got so drunk he didn't recognize me

Alex: Okay, but. . . why would that make you proud?

Kara: Because when I tried to take his shirt off to change it he stopped me and said "No, stop. I have a girlfriend." and then Cisco and Winn laughed for ten minutes straight

Alex: You two are made for each other

Kara: Bruce, if you want to hurt Oliver you gotta go through me first

Oliver: Thank-

Kara: 'Cause I'm still mad at him so get the fuck in line

Bruce: . . . Sure-

Thea: Explain to me how you two got in an accident

Kara: Well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Oliver didn't notice it so I said "Oliver, deer!"

Thea: And?

Kara: Tell her your answer

Oliver: . . .

Oliver: [Sighs] "Yes, sweetie?"

Thea: . . . [Starts clapping] Oh wow

Oliver: You see this? This is my 'I don't care' face

Kara: That's your everyday face, Ollie

[At CatCo]

Oliver: [Taps finger against desk]

Kara: [Smiles, taps pen against desk]

Lena: Stop that

Kara: Stop what?

Lena: You're talking about me in morse code. Joke's on you, I know morse code.

Kara: Yeah, that's exactly what we did. In our very limited free time between being normal and saving people, we went and took a class on a very unnecessary form of communication just so we can talk about you in front of you.

Oliver, later to Dig and Barry: That's exactly what we did

SuperArrow vs. DarkSiren

Kara: Are you awake?

Oliver: Yeah, I'm awake, sweets

*kisses and snuggles Kara*

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Laurel: Dumbass, are you awake?

Malcolm: [Violentlt flips over] The fuck do you want, Laurel?

[3 weeks before Kara and Oliver were a couple]

Alex: Ok, it's your turn Oliver

Oliver: Uh. . . Kiss Barry, Marry Felicity and Kill Kara

Kara: What? Why'd you kill me?

Oliver: Well, obviously 'cause I'd never marry you or kiss you

Kara, internally: We'll see about that

[10 years later with two kids and a dog]

Oliver, at their wedding: Haven't you heard of reverse psychology?

Kara: *Gasp* It. Was. A. Trap!?

Well, I'm alive!! So, this was all Kariver if I'm not mistaken. Or at least it was 98% kariver. I'm proud UuU

So, a serious question- nvm.

Have a good day/afternoon/morning/night!