The Meat Pt.1

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Mentions of Cheating

 Gonzo straightened his bow-tie and admired himself in the mirror, "Damn I look so smexy today" he thought to himself. The alarm from his phone took him away from his thoughts, so he slid on his formal shoes and flattened his suit. "Lets do this thang.".

     Kermit and Miss Piggy waited outside in their limousine, I mean of course the had their own limo, they lived in the richest neighborhood ever. "Honk the horn again, maybe it will get him to come outside." Miss Piggy said in her beautiful, sexy, amazing voice. 

     "He is always on time, this is weird for Gonzo The Great." Kermit sighed and honked the horn for the third time.

     Miss Piggy hummed in agreement and thought to herself. "Wait, what if he is trying to impress someone... he may be taking a long time to get ready so he will look nice."

    "Yeah, but who is he trying to impress, its just us and random people who are also eating at the restaurant."

     "Maybe he thinks there will be a pretty girl or handsome guy there." (we love our bisexual icon Gonzo) Miss Piggy added. In all honesty Gonzo was just trying to impress Miss Piggy. Although Miss Piggy was married to Kermit The Frog, Gonzo's best friend, he wanted to try to get his chance.

     Gonzo knew Miss Piggy wasn't the type to cheat but what if he could get Miss Piggy to cheat on Kermit with him. The thought left his head once he heard the car's honk for the fourth time. Gonzo rushed downstairs hoping to not keep Piggy and Kermit waiting anymore (mostly Piggy).


Let me know if I should keep writing this,also please remember to vote, it keeps me motivated to write this story. Anyways go eat and get some food sexy, love you babe's.

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