Sonic X Garfield

One

Once again, I had saves the day. Looking down at Eggman, he wasn't do so hot. I kicked his nuts repeatedly, fast. Not just fast but turbo fast.

Eggman tried to croak out hos last dying words but I slappes the bitch. He is an old man, it was destined for him to die.

Though what should I know about death? I'm only 15. And my girlfriend(?) Amy is 12. Hey, I didn't make this happen, so don't blame me.

I farted on his face for my mine and Tail's pleasure. It was a good one.

Pulling my trousers back on, Tails is working on the Tornado. What a piece of shit. It is so old and dingey like my dying aunt in the hospital. I don't get why Tails is in love with this junk excuse for an airplane.

Tails finished repairing the plane and we were on our way. Can't wait to sneak up on good ol knuckles watching feet porn again.

Silence filled the air as we heaed home. I hated silence and so does Tails. But what could I talk about with an 8 year old? He doesn't understand the urges like I do!

My body has been pumping sexual frustration for the longest time! At some point I gotta led it out!

Look, yes, there's Amy. Again, she is 12 nor am I attracted to her. Something about females are yuck. Maybe it is still the cuties.

I've tried with Knuckles but well, he said my feet weren't good enough. Particully my baby toe was too small for his liking.

Tails? No, he needs to stay innocent as long as he can with his lord and savior Jesus. Don't worryz. I always make sure to read the bible to him every night before bedtime.

At one point I got really desperate and messaged my uncle, Shadow. I never got a reply back. He just left me on read. I thought uncles loved to be freaky!

I felt like I was about to expose in rage. I didn't know long I could take it anymore.