This is What?! - An Avengers watch the future fanfiction

Tony vs Steve

The Avengers were still shocked from what had just happened in the last scene. 

The next scene began to play. 

"What's up with him?" Tony asked, pointing at Thor.

"He's pissed." Rocket said, even as Tony looks at him oddly. "Thinks he failed, which of course he did, but there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?" 

Amy gives her uncle a look, as he answers her unasked question. "He's probably an alien."

"Honestly, until this exact second, I thought you were Build a Bear." Tony said.

"Maybe I am." Rocket retorted.

"Okay...so he can speak?" Clint said. 

"Yes birdbrain, apparently." Tony sighs. 

"We've been hunting Thanos for weeks now. Deep space scans, satellite imagery, we got nothing. Tony, you fought him." Steve said, sighing.

"Who tell you that?" Tony questioned, as Carol and the others looked at him in confusion. "No, he wiped my face with a planet while the Bleeker Street Magician gave away the stone. That's what happened. There was no fight."

"Did he give you any clues, any coordinates, anything?" Steve asked.

Tony snorts, before saying, "I saw this coming a few years back, had a vision, didn't wanna believe it-"

"Tony, I'm gonna need you to focus-" Steve said, as he looked at Tony.

"-And I needed you, as in past tense, that trumps what you need, it's too late buddy. Sorry." He got up. "You know what I need? I need to shave. I believe I remember telling you, Cap, that -" 

As he goes towards Steve, Rhodey comes over, trying to stop him. "Tony, Tony, Tony, stop!"

"-what we needed, was, suit of armour around the world, whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not, that's what we needed!"

"And he still stands by it." Tony said. 

"Uhm......" Amy started, opening her mouth before shutting it before she could say anything. 

"Well, that didn't work out, did it?" Steve said, stubbornly.

"I said, we'll lose, and you said, "We'll do that together too." And guess what, cap? We lost. You weren't there. But that's what we do, right? Our best work after the fact? We're the Avengers, we're the Avengers. Not the Prevengers, right?" Tony said, sarcastically. 

"Prevengers isn't quite as snappy as Avengers though....and I made my point...shutting up NOW." Amy trailed off, as Peter glared sharply at her. 

"Okay, you made your point. Just sit down, okay?" Rhodey says

Tony says, "Nah, nah, nah." As he pushes Rhodey away, he says, "Here's my point."

 "Sit down!" Rhodey barked.

"Mama Rhodes, eh, Rhodey?"Clint said grinning.

"I've been done with his shit for the past 30 years." Rhodey said. 

Tony points to Carol as he says, "She's great, by the way. We need you. You're new blood."

"Tony!" Rhodey yells. 

"Bunch of tired old mills! I got nothing for you, cap! I got no coordinates, no clues, no plan, no options. Zero. Zip. Nada. No trust. Liar." He says, now completely done with this bullshit.

No one says anything before Amy says, "That escalated fast.."

"Yeah." Bruce remarks, stunned into silence.

"Also hearing HYDRA rhetoric from you, Tony. Lies and bullshit too." Natasha say flatly. 

"Seriously, Natalie? You're lecturing me about bullshit?" Tony asks, incredulous.

"Doesn't explain the HYDRA rhetoric." Natasha replies. 

"How is this even remotely-" Tony continues, working himself up, hands flying everywhere, before Amy grounds him to a stop. 

"I need you all to shut up." Amy spits.

Tony crosses his arms over his chest and Natasha sniffs, turning around. 

Steve looks affected by Tony's words. The old friends just stare at each other. After a moment, Tony rips his Arc Reactor from his chest and shoves it into Steve's hand.

"What are you doing?" Thor asked, confused.

"Here, take this. You find him, and you put that on. You hide." He says, as he gets out of breath. 

Tony falls to the ground. Steve is by his side and everyone is starting to gather.

"Tony!" Rhodey says, a hint of fear in his voice. 

"I'm fine. I..." He says, before he falls into a heap, unconscious.

"Yeah, completely fine." Wanda and Peter say, at the same time, before they blink and look at each other. 

A/N - As you all can probably see, I am not particularly fond of the idiots known as the Russos removing Wanda's jewish history, giving Wanda-Haters more ammunition to hate on her.