dsmp tv

1. introduction

"so yeah now somehow were here" the owner of the house (dream) finished explaining "well cue our intros here" he gave a small wave and after three seconds of awkward smiling it cut to the first persons intro

dream was sitting on a chair, which was soon to be the 'confession' room. he faced the camera and words came up in the bottom right corner it looked like this

dream
owner of smp, in jail, he/him, 6'3, georges boyfriend (?)

then dream spoke after he was given then signal to "hey im dream and i uhh stream its on twitch dot tv slas-" he was cut off by the editor

george
sleeps alot, kinko kingdom, he/him, 5'7, dreams boyfriend (?)

george was looking around the room and once given the signal to speak he said "im george, and i swear on my life that im not dating drea-" the poor man was cut off by the editor

sapnap
arson, kinko kingdom, he/him, 5'10, fiance of two
karl
time is an illusion, kinko kingdom, he/him, 5'11, fiance of two
quackity
drugs, las nevadas, he/him/quack, 5'4, fiance of two

their title introduction spread across the bottom of the screen "apparently were all being featured at the same time" sapnap said "im sapnap these are my fiances" he pointed towards both the boys using his thumbs "quackity" quackity said with a small wave "and im karl"

tommy
obsessed with discs, ???, he/him, 6'1, platonic husband of two
tubbo
nukes and bee obsessed, snowchester, he/they, 5'5, platonic husband of two
ranboo
memory gone wrong, syndicate and snowchester, they/them, 8'5, platonic husband of two

tubbo, tommy, and ranboo (in that order) were sitting on the couch that the past interviewers had been on, tommy spoke first when given the signal to "hello guys gals and non binary pals, im tommyinnit kind of a big deal around her-" "dont mind him, im tubbo platonic husband of these two" he pointed to both tommy and ranboo, and ranboo gave a small wave then said "ranboo, i use they/them pronouns"

philza
desperately trying to keep the house afloat, syndicate, he/him, 5'11, married

"yo, its me philza minecraft im here trying to keep all of them alive but probably gonna fail" phil introduced himself

wilbur soot
boom boom boy, ???, he/him/tnt, 6'5, divorced

"it is i, wilbur, wilbur soot the greatest pres-" the editor cut wilbur off has he did with dream and george

purpled
bedwars 4 life, las nevadas, he/him, 6'3, single
punz
im getting paid to be here /j, eggpire, he/they, 5'11, single

"im punz, this is my brother purpled" "yo, they arent paying us to be here and i think thats messed up" "agreed" the brothers joked (hopefully)

technoblade
give gold and might give ender pearls, syndicate, he/him, 6'2, single

"hullloo im technoblade"

niki
sweet but can secretly kick your ass, syndicate, she/her, 5'5, puffy and minxs girlfriend
puffy
if you look at a certain someone the wrong way she will murder you, ???, she/he, 6'7, niki and minxs girlfriend
minx
irish dude, not in the smp oops, she/they, 6'1, niki and puffys girlfriend

"im niki and these are my girlfriends minx and puffy, and my pronouns are she/her!" niki said minx gave a thumbs up and mouthed 'im not supposed to be here' and the camera woman faced the camera towards puffy who was staring dead into the camera- you couldnt see it because he was wear glasses but hey good enough