Draggin' The River (Billy Hargrove/Steve Harrington)

Draggin' The River (Billy Hardgrove/Steve Harrington)

Hey, baby I just asked your daddy

If I could take your hand

He said, "Boy, over my dead body"

Guess I ain't his kinda man

"Wanna get married?" The question comes out of the blue one night just as Billy is underneath him while he rides his cock like a horse and rather than making him cum, it makes Steve pause, dark eyes peering down at him. "Excuse me?"

"I said-" Billy rolled his eyes as he sat up a little, balancing himself on his arms and not moving his hips from where they sat lined up with Steve's thighs. "-do you wanna get married, Harrington?"

"That's kind of a loaded question to say with your dick in my ass, Hardgrove." "What can I say? I pride myself on being extremely fucked up."

"I'm well aware." Steve rolled his eyes in tandem afterwards (an all too familiar reaction) before he just looked down at Billy again. "Do I dare ask where this question is coming from?"

"Maybe it's coming from my heart for some weird reason, princess."

"You aren't usually the type for domestic shit, Bill."

"Well, I didn't get this shiner from your Daddy for nothing."

"What the fuck are you doing visiting my parents? You know they hate me, let alone you."

"Just wanted to show you I was serious, you know, like all good Christian kids."

"You'd dance with the devil before you stepped foot in a church." "Touche."

But I love you and you love me

So, baby I got a plan

We'll push my truck off of Red Top Bridge

Right below the Jackson Dam

They don't really get back around to talking about it for the next few days, but the wheels are turning in Steve's head faster than any hamster wheel on the planet and before long, he's slamming pamphlets down in front of Billy's face at his apartment, standing back still in his Family Video uniform as he peers over at them.

"What's with the papers, Princess? Did you commit a white-collar crime or something?" "I have a plan. For getting married, that is."

He says it so nonchalantly that it takes Billy a moment to register his words, before his own papers (fucking bills, the government needs to be dismantled for how much tax his broke ass needs to pay) drop from his hands and he's looking up at Steve confused. "Excuse me?"

Hey, they'll be draggin' the river

Catchin' nothin' but an ol' catfish

They'll be draggin' the river

That'll show that son of a bitch

"Look, we both equally hate our parents, so much so that I actually want to do this. Not just because of the fact that I love you and all that soppy crap, but this will really make sure my parents leave me alone and it gives you a good excuse to pull the rug out from your parents and get Max the fuck outta here. I can't stand seeing that kid with any more bruises."

"So, what are you proposing we do, oh suddenly endowed with great ideas?" "Hear me out. We do a ruse. A fucking no holds barred, really convincing ruse."

"I'm listening."

It's been rainin' for the last two weeks

So the water's up good and high