Daddy pig x reader

chapter 1: they dont call him daddy pig for nothing

🥵🏃‍♀️ daddy pigs POV 🏃‍♀️🥵

I walked in my house after being at work, my two children greeted me, peppa and george, i said hello back, tho they were being very excited about me being home, and tbh i just wanted to go to bed and sleep.

my wife (ew) greeted me next, i also said hello to her, but at this point i want a divorce. i sighed a little, walking into the living room and plopped down on the sofa, whilst i was being forced to remain conscious, i might as well catch up on tv

i put on super potato talking about vegetables *cough* veggitales *cough* (or tbh whatever u watch)

sandra (my name for mummy pigs first name lmao) came into the living room, talking about some nonsense of her work and stuff, but then she got onto the subject of dinner so i started listening, she told me it was tacos, because she had nothing else in the fridge, so i sighed again. i would have to go to the shops tomorrow, and maybe pick up some more drugs i mean- food.

💞🤪 your pov 🤪💞

you had come home from work, you worked at the local supermarket, and constantly had to deal with sticky children, trying to sneak chocolate into the shopping cart without their parents looking, not to mention Karens, which were also very annoying to deal with.

you sat down on your bed, turning on your tv, you were currently *insert your age* and single, you were very lonely, watching the backyardigans all day and knowing all of the words to every song which is just sad (i definitely don't do that hahah-)

you wanted a relationship, and at this point you thought you were unloveable, so you decided you would change that, so tomorrow, you would try to find your soulmate.