Daddy pig x reader

chapter idk: ive been gone for so long lmao

daddy pig somehow managed to get mummy pig, peppa and george out of the house, so you and him could be alone forever.

the second date was going well, and you two were really hitting it off, you got to know eachother really well and you two were falling very deeply in love
(pls what am i writing)

though, little did you guys know, mummy pig was not gone yet, oh no. she just went to buy more drugs i mean, doritos, and now she was on her way back

george and peppa on the other hand, had been sent to the slaughter house- i mean we're playing with their friends happily or going to school or smth idk

mummy pig was inching back to the house, where you and daddy pig were now sitting on the sofa eating snacks and watching mr super potato or idek i forgot his name, like the massive potato thing i think it's mr potato but then again i have no idea.

Danny dog and Pedro pony, along with Edmond elephant and Gerald the giraffe, were at daddy pigs door step, being girl scouts and trying desperately to sell disgusting carrot and onion and weed and grass and cement and finger flavour cookies, ringing on the door bell like 100 times before daddy pig finally opened it, bought all of their cookies, and shut the door in their faces, well, at least the cookies were sold

and OH NO mummy pig was next home, she yeeted open the door, seeing you made her rage a lot, so much she rang up her sister margret (auntie pig) and her and auntie pigs yellow eyelashes kicked u into space, where you ended up floating for the rest of  time

BUT NOT FOR LONG

bc Edmond elephant is so smart, he made a rocket ship with the space ship dude from the lego movie and flew into space, where they saved u, and you lived happily ever after in Antarctica with penguins.

the end