his beatle | ringo starr x savior complex!reader

part 5: golden wind

i was walking through a crowd of sexy white brits, pushing through and getting countless stairs as i tried to locate the entrance to the courtyard. suddenly i saw a door that said "courtyard" on it and went out it because it was probably hte courtyward. i was blinded by the light of the sun, covering my eyes for a sdecond. when i moved my arm away, i saw them...

it was five boys, around my age. one of them i instantly recognized to be hosb lebnin. he had unmistakable large eyebrows that were really ugly but also super duper hot for some reason like a anime character from an kind of racist anime i watched in 7th grade (yes i knowwwwww i watch anime i'm such a quirky geek!111!!1!).. all his beatrle friends staired at me like i was super hot which i totally was. i took a second before talking to analysze all the beatles and their weaknesses!

to hosbs left was a short beatle. his skin was pale and his hair was in a bowl cut like every other beatle but WHAAAAA T instead of the beautiful brunette locks i'd come to no and love,l.,.,.hkjfdsh his hair was blaaaaaaaaaack???????? like a raven's feathers or a piece of charcole or my super cool black laptop that ikm writngn this chapter on!!!! that color. wait were brtisiisjh its colour :O i almsto forgot......! oppsie!! i'm such a clutz! anyways if it weren't for his balck hare this beatle would've looked sooooo boring ong., 

to that bealtes left was a super megahottie that looked just like paul mccartney?!! the only difference was his wide child-bearing hips. super hot and super paul! </3

to the wide-hipped beatles left was a beatle who looked kind of like ringo starr but somehow looked uglier and even more talentless!!!! what a dreamboat!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he was really tall for some reason. like,. way mega tall for a bealte at beatle school

to the last bealtes left was the final outcast beetle. he was a super duper ultra mega hottie omg like you wouldn't beliebiveve it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he had luscious brown locks that framed his face perfectly, his thorax was absolutely shredded with rippling muscles, he had beautiful [e/c] eyes that could light up a room, super sexy and powerful mandibles, long, sensual insectoid legs, and beautiful, sensitive antennae <3 he was like a supermodel but hotter because supermodels are kind of ugly if you ask me like who hires these chumps am i rite??? m

"so who are your friends? hosb" i asked super politely and also sexily so they'd have a good first impression, battling my eyelashes

"why dontcha introduce yaselves lads?" hosb said hosbly "don't worrey she already knows the whole clone deal haha" his laugh was super british it was super hot

the short bealthe with the blakc hair stepped foward, "oi i'm ferog garris, i'm a c,lone of george harrison, that cheeky bastard" though his lingo was very britishj he did not have a british accent???????????

the next beatle (the one with the hips) steeped forward next " pail mxxarty at your service. i'm a failed clone of paul mccartney!"

"more like paul mcSHARTney" said ferog, snickering like a schoolboy.

"feroggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!" whined pail, blushing

"ahem" the last human beatle stepped up "i'm rungi start, the failed clone of ringo starr. and this is" he gestured to the beetle next to him "this is johnny longfingers! he's the newest member of our little group! he was made using spliced dna from a real beetle. the scientists over at the Beatle Institute of Completely Legal Research and Human Experimentation (the BICLRHE) thought that they could artificially create real talent if they combined a beatle with a beetle haha!" he let out a cheeky laugh.

"can johnny sing?" i said. everyone turned to look at johnny, smiling

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHḦ͇̪͉̭́͋̌ͯH̨ͧ̊ͯ͊̄̚H̃ͨ͋̿H̪H̢H͍̞̲̞͚H̨̩̟̫̀ͣ̊H̥͕H͠H҉̙̰H̷̦̩͍̳͒̄̽̒H̶̼͇̍͗H͔͓̰̥̻̩̀̊ͨ͗ͣͧH̡̺̲̗̻͖͍HH̠̼͗̅HH̨͓ͥ̌ͅH̗̝͉̝͔̥̊ͤ̒̇̽̌H̭͙͙͓͖̰̯H͍͈̻͖̻͡H̥͖͗ͤ́H͈̱̃͊H̴̙͚͔̪̠ͤ̉̓̈ͮ̀ͅH̘͕̤̹̠̩̱͐̄̾̒ͫͯ̚H͒͗̅͆̀H̷͋̎͛ͯH" SAID JOHNNY LONGFINGERS.

"haha!" i lqughed. "it's really poggers epic to meet you all!" i smiled and blushed.

"super cool to meet you too, y/n~!" said pail. he was so nice and so sexy :) all the other beatles nodded.

"now... what was all that stuff about the BICLRHE?" i asked curiosuly "i've never heard of a beatles research institute!1"

"ehhh you tell 'er, ferog. youre the smart one" said rungi, the dumb one. ferog pushed his big silly glasses up the brige of his nose and explained

"well y/n, they don't teach you this in beatle school but there's an illegal research institute not far from here... you think the tuition here is so expensive because they use it for school facilities? no. this place is a piece of junk. it all goes there, to the BICLRHE. it's mostly a cloning facility,,, but it has a dark secret. you ever wonder how they got so many identical beatles here in one spot? well that's because they k-"

SUDDENLY THE BELL RANG!!!!! SCHWUPS!

"OH NOES! MY NEXT BEATLE CLASS STARTS NOW!!!! I'M GONNA BE LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY GUYS IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU BUT I HAVE TO SCRAMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" i rushed through the doors into the school and wen t to go find myu next class. i sat down but the whole time i couldn't focus.... the outcast failure clone beatles were so hot and interesting.... but also..... not just that................ the thing ferog was telling me about............................. i wonder what that was.....................................................

i fell asleep in class that day.

a/n sorry for the long chapter guyssss!! had to do a loooooaut of explaiomnation and character intros todayu!!! i hope you guys like me and myt friends cool beatlesonas. we all worked so hard on the,.m. but i wonder what the  BICLRHE is up to????? how scary and interesting stay tiuned to find out omg