Shrek × idk

Chapter 1 - The Dream

MADE 5 JUNE 2021

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK I'M GONNA DROP KICK YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP!"

I woke up in fear. Tears were forming in my eyes, and sweat was trickling down my body. I covered my eyes with my hands, and started to weep.
After crying for 53 seconds, I quickly grabbed my dream journal, a purple pen, and wrote.

'Yet again, my dream was about Shrek. This time, he had caught up to me, chasing me out of his swamp. I really don't know how I got into there; into the dimension where Shrek had lived in. I need to speak to my friend about this.'

I sighed and closed the journal. I threw it under my bed, where unknown things layed hidden. I reached for my phone and checked the time - it was 4am. I let a tear fall down my clear face, like a river of sadness taking over me, and shut my eyes.

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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP B-

I smashed my fist into the button, and opened my eyes. It was the morning, and it seemed awfully bright. I looked around, expecting my room to be incredibly messy, and it was.
I lazily brushed my slightly-yellow teeth, and gently smoothed my silky hair down. Afterwards, I carelessly put on my foul looking uniform and headed downstairs to the kitchen.

BREAKING NEWS: UNKNOWN CREATURE SPOTTED NEAR DAWNS HIGH SCHOOL. SCHOOL IS CLOSED FOR FURTHER INSPECTION.

MESSAGE FROM "⛓🤪 bestay 🥶✨"
'AYO BESTI GEUSS WAHT THE SCHOOL IS CLOSED LETS HNAG OUT'
'Really?!?!?! wHAT time??'
'COME 2 MY HOEM @ 10AM PLS BESTIEE 😳👍✨'
'k'
'TY TY OMG TYYY'

My mouth forms a big smile as I spill the milk all over my bowl. I squealed for a second, and quickly got a towel to clean the mess up. Later, I added some Coco Pops to my milk and stirred it, staring into nothing.
"Thank God that school is closed. At least I didn't have to do that science test, I hate science," I willed silently.

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It was 9:30 and I was putting on nice clothes for the outing with my best friend, Helena. She's this really pretty girl who gets all of the boys, but I don't mind. I'm not even interested in dating, really.
I tidied up my room and sprayed my deodorant all over the place. Grinning, I got my money and bag and headed out of the house.

I was walking down the street when I saw something in the corner of my eye. Stopping, I squinted to make it more clearer.
A large figure, around 7 feet tall, with huge hands and... GREEN SKIN?!
I screamed loudly and ran for my life.
She's a runner, she's a trackstar...
I could hear the song playing in my head; over and over again.
I ran into a familiar alleyway, panting like a dog, which had been running around for a long time. I got some orange juice out of my bag and gulped it down.
I definitely need to talk about this to Helena, I thought.